\n\tDonald Trump stormed the cold open of \u201cSaturday Night Live\u201d this week as a family attempted to manage rising gas prices on a road trip.<\/p>\n
\n\tThe segment in the March 14 episode began with Mikey Day, Ashley Padilla, Marcello Hern\u00e1ndez and Sarah Sherman as a family on a road trip looking at the rising gas prices. But Trump (James Austin Johnson) broke into the scene by monologuing the events of the week.<\/p>\n
\n\t\u201cYou might remember me from such campaign promises as \u2018lower gas prices\u2019 and \u2018no more wars.\u2019 Psych! We\u2019ll love to make promises, because a promise is just a lie that hasn\u2019t happened yet,\u201d Johnson-as-Trump said. \u201cBut now gas costs like a million billion dollars a gallon. As for the stock market, let me put it in a way that the Harry Styles<\/a> fans in the crowd tonight will understand \u2026 The stock market is going in one direction: Down!\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tTrump also evoked Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet<\/a>\u2018s viral comments<\/a> about opera and ballet, saying, \u201cWe will win this war, because Iran is old and nobody likes them. Iran is like ballet and opera, and we are Timmy Chalamet.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tLater in the segment, Colin Jost returned as secretary of war Pete Hegseth, who said, \u201cI\u2019ll tell you the same thing I say when people ask about our plans for Iran: I don\u2019t know,\u201d and \u201cYou gaybies in the media are completely unpatriotic. They\u2019re using what I do and say to make me look like a fool.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tStyles is the host and musical guest for this episode.<\/p>\n \n\tWatch the cold open below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Donald Trump stormed the cold open of \u201cSaturday Night Live\u201d this week as a family attempted to manage…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":537992,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[49,48,361,75,23481,87,34566,44487],"class_list":["post-537991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-celebrities","tag-ca","tag-canada","tag-celebrities","tag-entertainment","tag-harry-styles","tag-president-trump","tag-snl","tag-timothu00e9e-chalamet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=537991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537991\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/537992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=537991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=537991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=537991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}