{"id":56649,"date":"2025-08-09T10:03:08","date_gmt":"2025-08-09T10:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/56649\/"},"modified":"2025-08-09T10:03:08","modified_gmt":"2025-08-09T10:03:08","slug":"artist-who-draws-terrible-portraits-vows-to-never-improve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/56649\/","title":{"rendered":"Artist who draws &#8216;terrible portraits&#8217; vows to never improve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As It HappensArtist who draws &#8216;terrible portraits&#8217; vows to never improve<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Jacob Ryan Reno&#8217;s portraits are absolutely atrocious. But that&#8217;s the whole point.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am, indeed, a terrible portraitist,&#8221; the Chicago artist told As It Happens guest host Rebecca Zandbergen. &#8220;I have no intention of getting better. Actually, I intend to get worse, to be honest with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Reno \u2014 a stand-up comedian, actor and performance artist\u00a0 \u2014 has built up a sizeable clientele in recent months for his self-described &#8220;terrible portraits,&#8221; which he draws in five minutes for $5 US a pop at parties, weddings and his local farmer&#8217;s market.<\/p>\n<p>According to<a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/lifestyle\/2025\/08\/06\/terrible-portraits-farmers-market-chicago\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> a recent profile in the Washington Post<\/a>, people at the weekend market in Chicago&#8217;s Logan Square can often be seen lining up for a Reno original.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a big believer in art everywhere,&#8221; Reno said. &#8220;In this digital age of AI art, I think what I offer is an incredibly human experience.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Drawn with love<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Reno&#8217;s career as a portrait artist began, as so many terrible things do, at a house party in college.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A friend of mine saw some pen and paper and she was like, &#8216;Hey, we should draw each other.&#8217; And so we do, and she put five minutes on the clock,&#8221; Reno said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She turns hers around for me and it&#8217;s, like, pretty good. And then I turned mine around for her, and she was visibly upset.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Three smiling men in sunglasses stand side-by-side under a graffiti-covered bridge and hold up a hand-drawn, poor-quality portrait of their grinning, mustachioed faces. \"   src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/terrible-portraits.jpg\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.0717529518619437\" data-cy=\"image-img\"\/>Some of Reno&#8217;s clients hold up their terrible group portrait.  (Submitted by Jacob Ryan Reno)<\/p>\n<p>When he came across photos of that night recently, he found himself thinking: &#8220;There&#8217;s something there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So he set up a table at the market.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I kind of see this as just an extension of performance art,&#8221; Reno said.\u00a0 &#8220;I play jazz music. I usually put, like, flowers on the table,\u00a0really try to make it classy, just so it feels like a luxury to be drawn.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"A young man with wavy black hair and glasses smiles brightly while sitting at a small folding table in the grass under a tree. Resting against the table is a hand-drawn sign, in blue, that reads: &quot;Terrible portraits $5&quot; \"   src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/terrible-portraitist.jpeg\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.4320388349514563\" data-cy=\"image-img\"\/>Reno says his terrible portraits are an extension of his work as a performance artist. (Lucy Saldana\/@stagesofdecay\/Instagram)<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The portraits, while perhaps not as flattering as something you&#8217;d get from an artist on the cobblestone streets of Paris, are also nothing like the cartoonish and exaggerated works of a caricature artist.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>For Reno, there&#8217;s no mockery intended. His portraits may be drawn badly, but they&#8217;re drawn with love.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m trying so hard on every single one,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I put a lot of care and a lot of thought into this work.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"A small blonde dog, perhaps a Pomeranian or Pomeranian mix, sniffs a piece of paper with a terribly drawn sketch of itself with a toothy grin. \"   src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/doggy-s-terrible-portrait.jpg\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.3817330210772834\" data-cy=\"image-img\"\/>Reno doesn&#8217;t limit his subject matter to humans. (Submitted by Jacob Ryan Reno)<\/p>\n<p>He remembers, on his second week, a shy looking 10-year-old boy approached him with a $5 bill from his dad.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He warned the kid the portrait wouldn&#8217;t look good. Still, as Reno sketched, he noticed the boy appeared nervous.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m like, oh my goodness, I am going to hurt this kid&#8217;s feelings?&#8221; he said.\u00a0 &#8220;And I turn it around, and we just laugh. We just laughed for like two and a half minutes. And that, to me, was really kind of like the signifier of like, OK, this is pure. This is like something good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"A woman with long, wavy, strawberry blonde hair stands in an office smiles as she holds up a print of a badly drawn portrait of herself with beady eyes, a large nose, and a maniacal toothy grin. \"   src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/rebecca-zandbergen-terrible-portrait.jpg\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.4303030303030304\" data-cy=\"image-img\"\/>Reno drew this terrible portrait of journalist Rebecca Zandbergen ahead of his interview with her on CBC Radio&#8217;s As It Happens.  (Sheena Goodyear\/CBC)<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">For Reno, the project is as much about the people as it is the product.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I love meeting new people. I love talking to strangers. It&#8217;s really just fun to kind of get to know my community,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I&#8217;ve learned so much about where to eat, where to drink, where to dance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He still sets up at the market, but has also since expanded to private events. He&#8217;s done weddings, and he says he&#8217;s really hoping to work a bar mitzvah or a quincea\u00f1era<\/p>\n<p>But no matter how much his terrible portraits take off, he says he&#8217;ll keep them accessible to everyone.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;I&#8217;ll never raise my prices for the public. I never will, I promise,&#8221; he said. &#8220;You have it here first, CBC.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"As It HappensArtist who draws &#8216;terrible portraits&#8217; vows to never improve Jacob Ryan Reno&#8217;s portraits are absolutely atrocious.&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":56650,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[76,354,355,49,48,356,75],"class_list":["post-56649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-arts-and-design","tag-arts","tag-arts-and-design","tag-artsanddesign","tag-ca","tag-canada","tag-design","tag-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56649\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}