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Sometimes I’ll be around women and I’ll bring up my meme coin, and I can tell they don’t really understand what a meme coin is and don’t get how funny it is that we’re calling it Green Dildo Coin.<\/p>\n

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Cryptocurrency meme coin creators behind recent WNBA sex toy incidents<\/p>\n

USA TODAY Sports has uncovered the group behind the incidents where sex toys have been thrown on the court at WNBA games. Meg Hall explains why this group says they’re doing this.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m a dude who spends his days investing in cryptocurrency and his nights throwing sex toys onto the court at WNBA games<\/a>, and for the life of me, I can\u2019t figure out why I\u2019m so lonely.<\/p>\n

It certainly isn\u2019t my fault. Nothing is my fault. I\u2019m a crypto guy who makes misogynistic jokes about things on the internet and then sometimes carries rubber sex toys into WNBA arenas and throws them onto the court<\/a>, disrupting the game and risking player injury in order to draw attention to my clever meme coin group, Green Dildo Coin<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Why wouldn\u2019t everyone want to hang out with me, like, literally all the time?<\/p>\n

Male loneliness epidemic making me throw sex toys at WNBA games<\/p>\n

It has to be the male loneliness epidemic<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I have some strong opinions on that \u2012 and how it\u2019s all the fault of women who refuse to go on dates with me so I can explain to them the hilarity of my meme coin.<\/p>\n

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Sometimes I\u2019ll be around women and I\u2019ll bring up my meme coin, and I can tell they don\u2019t really understand what a meme coin is<\/a> and don\u2019t get how funny it is that we\u2019re calling it Green Dildo Coin and then throwing green sex toys at WNBA games to draw attention to a thing that doesn\u2019t technically exist.<\/p>\n

As a crypto bro who throws sex toys at WNBA games, I know I’m funny<\/p>\n

So I say to them, \u201cHey, if you don\u2019t understand what a meme coin is, I\u2019d be happy to spend several hours explaining it to you over a coffee date where I talk the entire time, use the word \u2018actually\u2019 a perfectly cool amount and ask you nothing about yourself. And then you can have sex with me.\u201d<\/p>\n

But they always either say no or walk away laughing, and that makes me want to return to my online meme coin group<\/a> and talk to them about how the women who created the male loneliness epidemic have made it hard for me to connect with women.<\/p>\n

If Donald Trump Jr.<\/a> thinks my WNBA hijinks are funny, they must be<\/p>\n

I know my hobby of throwing colorful sex toys onto the court at WNBA games is edgy and cool. The president\u2019s son, Donald Trump Jr., shared a meme<\/a> that showed the president himself standing on the White House roof tossing a green sex toy onto a WNBA court<\/a> full of players below. How can anyone call it \u201cnot funny\u201d or \u201cdangerous\u201d or \u201csexist\u201d if the president\u2019s son thinks it\u2019s hilarious and is normalizing sex-toy tossing at women\u2019s sporting events?<\/p>\n

Maybe Donald Trump Jr. would want to hang out with me and talk about meme coins.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m so lonely.<\/p>\n

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Why should I, a crypto bro, be held accountable for anything?<\/p>\n

I read how Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve said<\/a> of the penis-shaped things people like me keep throwing onto the court: \u201cThe sexualization of women is what\u2019s used to hold women down, and this is no different. These people that are doing this should be held accountable. We\u2019re not the butt of the joke, they\u2019re the problem.\u201d<\/p>\n

Coach Reeve is clearly contributing to the male loneliness epidemic by claiming that I, a crypto bro who throws sex toys on the court at WNBA games, am \u201cthe problem\u201d and should be \u201cheld accountable\u201d for the thing I keep doing.<\/p>\n

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Since when do men who invest in cryptocurrency and create hilarious meme coins get held accountable for their actions? That seems sexist, and I blame that attitude for my present state of loneliness, dissatisfaction and deep insecurity.<\/p>\n

Harassment, not pranks: Immature crypto bros can’t understand throwing sex toys at WNBA players isn’t harmless fun | Opinion<\/a><\/p>\n

Nobody will date me, even though I throw sex toys at WNBA games<\/p>\n

To date, I have asked 69 women (high-five, fellow crypto bros!) who I had previously made sexualized comments about online under an anonymous account if they would like to go on a date with me to throw sex toys at a WNBA game and learn more about my meme coin. Not a single one has been interested in getting to know how fascinating and clever I am. What am I supposed to do, reflect on whether I\u2019m the problem, and consider treating other people with respect and showing an interest in their feelings and points of view?<\/p>\n

C\u2019mon. I\u2019m a crypto dude who throws sex toys at WNBA games. I don\u2019t have time for that kind of nonsense.<\/p>\n

No, my loneliness is definitely the fault of women who are mad I keep throwing sex toys during a women\u2019s sporting event that I publicly claim to respect while anonymously demeaning it online.<\/p>\n

At least I have Green Dildo Coin. I\u2019m sure eventually everyone will see how awesome I am.<\/p>\n

Follow\u00a0USA TODAY columnist Rex Huppke\u00a0on Bluesky at\u00a0@rexhuppke.bsky.social<\/a>\u00a0and on Facebook at\u00a0facebook.com\/RexIsAJerk<\/a><\/p>\n