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<\/a><\/p>\nThe A-hole stands over a beaten and broken High Testosterone Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, High Testosterone didn\u2019t follow his own tutelage, moving plenty and seemingly gassing out in the first 20 seconds of the fight, then going down in the first five seconds of the 2nd round with a very unpleasant leg injury.<\/p>\n
It looked like a broken leg in real time, but upon closer evaluation appeared instead to be a torn ACL or other essential knee ligament. Whatever went wrong with High Testosterone\u2019s leg, it left him in agony. The agony of defeat. And the knee.<\/p>\n
Gamecock is crowned after a decision win over Shizzat da Rizzat Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Another spotlight fight didn\u2019t involve any marital or parental disputes, but did feature gallons of bad blood between Shizzat da Rizzat and 606 Gamecock. Both have won at the Brawl before, with Shizzat memorably bringing his Nana to the ring after winning the co-feature the last time the Brawl was in Knoxville.<\/p>\n This was a far less wholesome affair, with Shizzat and Gamecock exchanging increasingly vile and heated words in the buildup to fight night. Gamecock won by decision after knocking Shizzat down in the 2nd round, and the win obviously meant a lot to him.<\/p>\n For Shizzat, who lost for the first time in a Redneck Brawl ring, the night was a powerful lesson. Specifically: You can\u2019t call a man a pedophile to his face in front of crowd and cameras without expecting him to try and punish you for it later.<\/p>\n Here\u2019s the rundown of the Best, Worst, Ugliest, Saddest, Most Inspiring, and all things in between from the rest of the show:<\/p>\n Hollywood Hart bleeds from his left ear Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Back when I was in school, there was an odd kid who liked to constantly sing a metal-type song lyric that went: \u201cIt\u2019s perfectly normal that your ears are bleeding\u2026 It\u2019s perfectly normal, someone bludgeoned you!\u201d – **<\/p>\n It\u2019s a song that might bring comfort to Hollywood Hart, assuming he can still hear after Bounty Hunter bludgeoned him to the point that blood was leaking from Hart\u2019s left ear. Arguably less awful than a shredded leg, but still in the Top 10 list of worst Brawl injuries that I\u2019ve ever seen.<\/p>\n ** – Side Note: If anyone knows what song that kid was singing all the time, please tell me what it is! I haven\u2019t been able to figure it out for over 30 years. And I can\u2019t ask the guy, because he died of a drug overdose before we cleared high school. <\/p>\n Red River Redneck blasts Tennessee Whiskey out cold on his face Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Red River Redneck said in a callout video that his opponent, Tennessee Whiskey, would \u201center the ring on [his] legs, but leave on [his] back.\u201d Turns out he made a liar of himself, but only in the most quibbling way, as he landed one of the best one-shot knockout punches you\u2019ll ever see in any sort of fight, leaving Tennessee Whiskey splayed out flat on his face.<\/p>\n Somehow, I doubt Red River regrets predicting the orientation of his explosive knockout incorrectly. The crowd still went nuts, and the check will still clear.<\/p>\n Most Satisfying Revenge (and a close 2nd Best Knockout)<\/p>\n Lil Fire obliterates Doner Twin Larry with a one-hit KO Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Redneck Brawl 10 saw twin brothers Lil Fire and Lil Smokey lose close but generally accepted decisions to the Doner Twins, Larry and Terry. Tonight saw all parties rematched, with Lil Fire and Doner Twin Larry first to appear in the ring.<\/p>\n It only took about 10 seconds to settle things, and the judges were not needed. Lil Fire feinted and timed a magnificent one-shot counter that caught Larry clean and hard, leaving him disoriented on the canvas for a full ten-count and beyond. It was a thrilling triumph for Fire, a young man who generally functions as the Takuma Inoue to his twin brother\u2019s Naoya, because of Lil Smokey\u2019s earlier start at the Brawl and superior mic skills.<\/p>\n Not only did Lil Smokey lose by decision in his rematch, but their cousin Big Daddy T also lost a fantastic fight against returning Brawl legend Jug. So, Lil Fire is the only Campbell going home with a crown and a winner\u2019s check from this edition of the Brawl. I hope he at least bought the rest of the family\u2019s pizza when they got back to the hotel.<\/p>\n Taylor from the Trailer wins his third attempt at Playboy by TKO Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Taylor from the Trailer has booked three fights against Playboy. The first one ended with Taylor knocked out in 13 seconds at Redneck Brawl #6. The next attempt came at Brawl #10, where Taylor didn\u2019t make it to the ring, either because he was suffering from a broken heart and couldn\u2019t bring himself to fight, or because he\u2019d been out too late drinking with Walker Dog (more on him later). Whatever actually happened, Taylor had to feel fortunate to get a third attempt at Playboy, given how the first two bookings went.<\/p>\n Taylor was certainly amped up for the chance, coming in at the best shape of his Brawl career and racing to the ring when his fight was called\u2026 Where he immediately face planted after unsuccessfully trying to jump over the top rope on his ring entrance.<\/p>\n We did get most of a round of high quality brawling both ways, but then Playboy suffered a shoulder injury that forced him to retire. Not as satisfying or conclusive as Lil Fire\u2019s revenge, but you wouldn\u2019t know it from the way Taylor celebrated.<\/p>\n Still, a win is a win when they write it down in the record books. Enjoy your crown and your spotlight, Taylor!<\/p>\n Most\/Least Satisfying Taste of One\u2019s Own Medicine<\/p>\n A dazed Sasquatch contemplates the injustice of his own signature technique Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Sasquatch has one move: Charge straight ahead like a sumo striking a Heisman pose, try to stiff-arm his opponent into (or over) the ropes, and use his size to smother them so they can\u2019t move even if they stay in the ring. He\u2019s also had a tendency to use his free hand to slap and hit at his opponents until he\u2019s yanked off of them by the referee.<\/p>\n Sasquatch goes over the near side ropes with Big R\u2026 Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n But, tonight against Big R, Sasquatch found himself faced with a man tall and hefty enough to not only neutralize his defining style, but turn it against him. Instead of bullying the action in his usual way, Sasquatch found himself dumped over the near side ropes right along with Big R.<\/p>\n And Sasquatch goes over the far side ropes against Big R! Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n \u2026and then, Sasquatch went over the far side ropes, too!<\/p>\n Big R didn\u2019t let him off the hook, swinging at Sasquatch until he was pulled away, just as Sasquatch has done to his own opponents on multiple occasions. But, it cost Big R this fight, with the referee ruling Sasquatch couldn\u2019t continue due to a late punch on the break, and officially ruling a No Contest.<\/p>\n By all known accounts of those involved with the Redneck Brawl, Sasquatch is a wonderful guy, and truly passionate about this promotion. But\u2026 We\u2019re 13 Brawls in, and it\u2019s the same thing every time from him. It\u2019s bizarrely interesting to see one time, tedious to see a second time, and odious to have to watch a 5th, 6th, 7th, or More-th time.<\/p>\n Granted, it was tremendously satisfying to see the man get thrown around and laid out on the mat by the exact same process he usually applies to others. But, even if we could guarantee it every time out, I suspect the returns would prove diminishing on that as well. Perhaps \u2019Squatch can just work the corner, or at least fight at the top of the card instead?<\/p>\n Cake Paul triumphs over Big Coop Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Newcomer Cake Paul made his argument for the Redneck Brawl equivalent of prime Andy Ruiz. Catfish Cooley fired off one of his best lines of the night when he said of Cake: \u201cHe looks like Kung Fu Panda!\u201d But, shockingly fast hands and exceptional stamina for such a big fellow gave us a fun fight, and left Cake with his arm raised in victory.<\/p>\n It\u2019s a performance that demands another appearance at a future Brawl. Is Cake ready for Jug? Big Daddy T? Big R, perhaps? Let\u2019s see how high this beefy lad can fly!<\/p>\n Most Unfortunate Way to Finish a Redneck Brawl Career<\/p>\n Doctors and officials discuss whether Walker Dog is fit to fight Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Chicken man Walker Dog won the hearts of the audience back at Redneck Brawl 9 through his distinctive 33 rpm drawl and his shocking comeback TKO win over Sudafed Crashout. He was immediately booked to appear at Brawl #10, but didn\u2019t appear on that show because he was described at the time as having arrived too drunk to pass the medical evaluation.<\/p>\n Tonight, Walker at least made it to the ring, but the way he looked getting there sparked an immediate discussion between fight officials and medical staff. While the commentary team debated amongst themselves whether Walker looked \u201csober-ish\u201d or instead looked like he was suffering from \u201cthem kidneys-ain\u2019t-workin\u2019-right legs,\u201d the decision was made that Walker, with a visibly swollen leg and a jaundiced tint to his appearance, was not fit to fight scheduled opponent Redneck Jim.<\/p>\n The decision was promptly affirmed by Walker\u2019s struggle to lift his leg high enough to clear the ropes and exit the ring. It\u2019s an unfortunate departure for a colorful character, but hopefully Walker can get healthy, and spend many more years in the company of his beloved fighting gray roosters.<\/p>\n Best Way to Take Lemons and Make Concussion-Flavored Lemonade<\/p>\n Promoter Chris negotiates a last minute bonus fight between Peter Beater and Harley the Stripper Redneck Brawl<\/p>\n Harley the Stripper was amped up and ready to go, but had to settle for a TKO win when her opponent, Wild Wood, started dry heaving in the ring before the bell could even ring from a mix of adrenaline, nerves, and an oversized mouthpiece. Harley was there for a fight, not a check, though, and made it clear she\u2019d fight anyone if an opportunity presented itself before the end of the night.<\/p>\n Three fights later, the equally brawl-hungry Peter Beater found herself the winner of an unsatisfying DQ win when scheduled opponent Blue Hair Ally Daddy didn\u2019t bother to show up.<\/p>\n After a brief consultation with the licensing commission, the ladies were given the option to fight each other later on the card. They both accepted immediately, and we got ourselves a surprise bonus fight!<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n