Damon joined Colin Jost<\/a>\u2019s Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth<\/a> and Aziz Ansari<\/a>‘s FBI Director Kash Patel<\/a> in a Washington, DC bar where the three bonded over drinks. <\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s nice to have my sneaky bar here where I\u2019m not going to run into anyone from work, because none of Trump\u2019s people like drinking as much as I do,\u201d Jost\u2019s Hegseth says just as Damon\u2019s Kavanaugh busted through the bar crowd, still wearing his justice robe. <\/p>\n The judge bangs his gavel on the bar and says: \u201cOrder! I find in favor of six Bud Lights and three shots of Jamo!\u201d<\/p>\n The barman, played by Kenan Thompson replies: \u201cYep, a 6-3 decision coming right up\u201d \u2013\u00a0riffing on the conservative-liberal breakdown of the Supreme Court.<\/p>\n The pair joke that they are both \u201ckicking ass\u201d since Hegseth has \u201cstarted a war\u201d and Kavanaugh has \u201cended abortion.\u201d<\/p>\n The two were later joined by Ansari\u2019s Patel \u2013\u00a0shouting \u201cDoes this bar take Kash?\u201d \u2013 who produces a bottle of spirits and says he\u2019s made his own bourbon with his name on it<\/a>. Ansari, looking into the camera, then says very deliberately: \u201cYes, somehow this is a real thing that I, the FBI Director, have made \u2013 this is real!\u201d<\/p>\n He then boasts that he\u2019s living the American dream because he\u2019s \u201cthe first person in my family to go to college …. parties many years after graduating.\u201d<\/p>\n Damon\u2019s Kavanaugh then decides to drop a top secret with his drinking buddies \u2013 that they\u2019re going to let Trump do a third term. When Jost chimes in saying he thought it was unconstitutional, Damon admits that \u201cit was,\u201d but that Trump found the original constitution and at the end, wrote: \u201cSike!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWe\u2019re going to live forever,\u201d Damon exclaims as they all cheer. <\/p>\n Trump has repeatedly said that he wants to serve a third term, despite this being forbidden by the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution.<\/p>\n The bartender then announces last call and the trio order their final drinks. <\/p>\n Jost says he\u2019ll drink a whiskey drink, Damon says he\u2019ll drink a vodka drink, Ansari says he\u2019ll drink a lager drink \u2013 then Jost adds, \u201cI\u2019ll drink a cider drink.\u201d Then they all break into the Chumbawamba song \u201cTubthumping,\u201d singing: \u201cI get knocked down, but I get up again, you never gonna get me down.\u201d<\/p>\n![\"Colin](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Colin-Jost-as-Pete-Hegseth-Matt-Damon-as-Brett-Kavanaugh-and-Aziz-Ansari-as-Kash-Patel-in-Saturday-N.png\")
Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth, Matt Damon as Brett Kavanaugh and Aziz Ansari as Kash Patel in Saturday Night Live cold open (SNL)<\/p>\n