{"id":68920,"date":"2025-08-14T11:50:07","date_gmt":"2025-08-14T11:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/68920\/"},"modified":"2025-08-14T11:50:07","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T11:50:07","slug":"seth-meyers-jumps-on-the-trump-has-a-small-penis-joke-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/68920\/","title":{"rendered":"Seth Meyers Jumps on the Trump-Has-a-Small-Penis Joke Train"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"c-paragraph\">Seth Meyers took a cue from South Park on Wednesday with a <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/south-park-reveals-trumps-micropenis-is-not-an-ai-trick\/&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/south-park-reveals-trumps-micropenis-is-not-an-ai-trick\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/south-park-reveals-trumps-micropenis-is-not-an-ai-trick\/\">below-the-belt shot<\/a> at President Donald Trump. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">The late-night host showed a <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9wmxpcvzrnE&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9wmxpcvzrnE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9wmxpcvzrnE\">clip<\/a> of Trump explaining Wednesday morning why <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/trump-trolls-colbert-by-taking-his-primetime-job\/&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/trump-trolls-colbert-by-taking-his-primetime-job\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/trump-trolls-colbert-by-taking-his-primetime-job\/\">he\u2019ll be hosting<\/a> the 2025 Kennedy Center Honors ceremony. Trump claimed he didn\u2019t want to host it, but he\u2019d been begged to do it by his staff.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">\u201cWell, I think you deserve the award for best original screenplay,\u201c Meyers told Trump. \u201dBecause that\u2019s definitely a fake conversation that did not happen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">Meyers did an impression of Trump further embellishing the story, joking, \u201cAnd then I said, \u2018What will I wear?\u2019 And they said, \u2018Don\u2019t worry, we\u2019ll make a special tuxedo that\u2019s big enough for your incredibly large penis.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">\u201cTheir words,\u201d Meyers continued in his Trump impression. \u201cNot fools on that, they wised up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-chromatic=\"ignore\" alt=\"Late Night With Seth Meyers, Meyers talking about Trump's Kennedy Center announcement\" class=\"c-image\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/G37GDFSOKNBETPRQDP5CMK7WSA.png\"  width=\"800\" height=\"445\"\/>Late Night With Seth Meyers, Meyers talking about Trump&#8217;s Kennedy Center announcement NBC <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">Meyers\u2019 joke about Trump pretending to be well-endowed comes after weeks of jokes surrounding Trump\u2019s manhood.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">The most shocking of them came from South Park, which ended its Season 27 premiere with a live-action clip of a Trump impersonator stripping down in the desert and showing <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/south-park-exposes-trumps-teeny-tiny-manhood-in-shocking-premiere\/&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/south-park-exposes-trumps-teeny-tiny-manhood-in-shocking-premiere\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/south-park-exposes-trumps-teeny-tiny-manhood-in-shocking-premiere\/\">his \u201cteeny-tiny\u201d penis<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">Two days before that, The Daily Show\u2018s Jon Stewart <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/jon-stewart-tears-into-trumps-penis-insufficiency-in-blistering-defense-of-colbert\/&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/jon-stewart-tears-into-trumps-penis-insufficiency-in-blistering-defense-of-colbert\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/jon-stewart-tears-into-trumps-penis-insufficiency-in-blistering-defense-of-colbert\/\">accused Trump<\/a> of \u201csuffering terribly from a case of chronic penis insufficiency.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">That same week, CBS\u2019 Stephen Colbert jokingly referred to Trump as <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/stephen-colbert-taunts-micropenis-trump-over-jeffrey-epstein-revelations\/&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/stephen-colbert-taunts-micropenis-trump-over-jeffrey-epstein-revelations\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/stephen-colbert-taunts-micropenis-trump-over-jeffrey-epstein-revelations\/\">\u201cMicropenis DJT.\u201d<\/a> <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">The rest of Meyers\u2019 \u201cCloser Look\u201d segment focused on the Trump administration\u2019s threats to <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/power-crazed-trump-threatens-to-deploy-troops-in-more-cities\/&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/power-crazed-trump-threatens-to-deploy-troops-in-more-cities\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/power-crazed-trump-threatens-to-deploy-troops-in-more-cities\/\">send federal troops<\/a> into other major cities after Washington, D.C. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">\u201cTrump doesn\u2019t want to fix problems in big cities because he loves problems in big cities,\u201d Meyers claimed. \u201cThey can distract from his problems.\u201d <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">Calling back to an <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/reel\/1289585245960217\/&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/reel\/1289585245960217\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/reel\/1289585245960217\/\">earlier clip<\/a> he showed of Trump declaring that America is turning into a \u201ccrime pot,\u201d Meyers concluded with a list of Trump\u2019s own problems he wants to distract people from:<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph\">\u201cHis polling numbers are <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/cnn-data-guru-harry-enten-gop-doomed-in-midterms-thanks-to-trumpflation\/&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/cnn-data-guru-harry-enten-gop-doomed-in-midterms-thanks-to-trumpflation\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/cnn-data-guru-harry-enten-gop-doomed-in-midterms-thanks-to-trumpflation\/\">not great<\/a>, and his MAGA base is <a onclick=\"_sendArticleBodyInlineLinkClickAnalytics(&#039;https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/the-epstein-files-are-forcing-maga-faithful-to-eat-their-own\/&#039;)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/the-epstein-files-are-forcing-maga-faithful-to-eat-their-own\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/the-epstein-files-are-forcing-maga-faithful-to-eat-their-own\/\">questioning<\/a> his ties to Jeffrey Epstein,\u201d Meyers said. \u201cVoters are starting to suspect that the Trump administration might be a \u2018crime pot.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Seth Meyers took a cue from South Park on Wednesday with a below-the-belt shot at President Donald 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