{"id":746839,"date":"2026-06-19T07:53:09","date_gmt":"2026-06-19T07:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/746839\/"},"modified":"2026-06-19T07:53:09","modified_gmt":"2026-06-19T07:53:09","slug":"matt-damon-crashes-jimmy-kimmel-live-in-a-trojan-horse-to-troll-him-i-did-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/746839\/","title":{"rendered":"Matt Damon Crashes ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ in a Trojan Horse to Troll Him: ‘I Did It!’"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tToward the tail-end of his monologue Thursday night on \u201cJimmy Kimmel Live!,\u201d<\/a> the host received a very special delivery from UPS: a giant horse, as well as a baby horse.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cI didn\u2019t order a horse!\u201d exclaimed Kimmel to the UPS delivery guy. \u201cI didn\u2019t order either of those!\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tThe UPS man, accompanied by Guillermo, proceeded to drag the baby horse onstage when, all of a sudden, the horse split in half to reveal none other than Kimmel\u2019s long-time nemesis, Matt Damon<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\n\tDamon, who plays the lead character of Odysseus in Christopher Nolan\u2019s upcoming film \u201cThe Odyssey,\u201d<\/a> proceeded to mock his rival.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cThe horse is here and there\u2019s no takebacks, bitch! I did it! I am here, baby!\u201d offered Damon. \u201cI have traveled far and wide, through waves and war, to save this audience from mediocrity.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cWhat is this? This is trespassing! This is another crime you\u2019ve committed here!\u201d Kimmel replied.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cYour face is a crime,\u201d shot back Damon.<\/p>\n

\n\tWhen Kimmel asked him how long he\u2019d been hiding in that horse, Damon replied, \u201cDid the Knicks win?\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cWhat are you doing here?\u201d Kimmel queried.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cWhat does it look like, dumbass? I\u2019m on your show, I\u2019m promoting a new movie, it\u2019s coming out July 17,\u201d Damon said. \u201cIt is called \u2018The Odyssey<\/a>.\u2019 It\u2019s based on a book, so you probably don\u2019t know about it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tKimmel continued: \u201cDid you do this movie specifically so you could sneak into this room in a Trojan Horse? That is the saddest thing I\u2019ve ever heard. What a loser you are.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tNot to be outdone, Damon responded, \u201cNope. I did this movie so I could say, that horse is a Trojan, which is something your dad should have used on his little wiener instead of having you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Toward the tail-end of his monologue Thursday night on \u201cJimmy Kimmel Live!,\u201d the host received a very special…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":746840,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[49,48,75,4592,4701,26831,29185,348],"class_list":["post-746839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-tv","tag-ca","tag-canada","tag-entertainment","tag-jimmy-kimmel","tag-jimmy-kimmel-live","tag-matt-damon","tag-the-odyssey","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=746839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/746839\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/746840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=746839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=746839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=746839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}