{"id":767290,"date":"2026-06-28T18:50:17","date_gmt":"2026-06-28T18:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/767290\/"},"modified":"2026-06-28T18:50:17","modified_gmt":"2026-06-28T18:50:17","slug":"noah-kahan-urges-fans-not-to-poop-in-seats-after-video-goes-viral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/767290\/","title":{"rendered":"Noah Kahan Urges Fans Not to Poop in Seats After Video Goes Viral"},"content":{"rendered":"

NOAH KAHAN
\n HOLY CRAP …
\n PLEASE DON’T POOP IN MY CONCERT SEATS<\/p>\n

\n Published
\n June 28, 2026
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Noah Kahan<\/a> has A #1 rule for #2s at his stadium tour … if nature calls, head for the restroom, don’t leave a stool sample at your seat.<\/p>\n

The singer took to X after a viral video appeared to show alleged feces left near seats following his concert Friday night at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia, the opening stop of his “The Great Divide” tour.<\/p>\n

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Trying to make light of the crappy situation, Kahan admitted “I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old.”<\/p>\n

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But he urges fans to help take a load off of the stadiums’ staffs, “there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that.”<\/p>\n

The post quickly took off online, with fans cracking up over Kahan’s brutally honest plea — and his admission that he’s apparently no stranger to embarrassing bathroom mishaps himself.<\/p>\n

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The alleged mess became a hot topic on social media after videos circulated showing what appeared to be human feces near the seating area — TMZ has not independently verified what the substance in the videos actually was, but the imaging speaks for itself.<\/p>\n

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It’s certainly not the kind of viral moment Kahan was hoping would kick off his world tour, but his message couldn’t have been clearer, enjoy the music … just don’t leave any “surprises” behind for the cleanup crew.<\/p>\n

We’ve done out doody duty and reached out to Citizens Bank Park for any verification on the brown substance, so far no word back.<\/p>\n