kmaland.com<\/a> readers take before reading Mike Peterson\u2019s Sunday blog?<\/p>\nThe answer: Dole whip<\/p>\n
The question: What weapon would you use to subdue somebody named Dole?<\/p>\n
(LOUD MOANING SOUND FROM THE AUDIENCE)<\/p>\n
Mikenac: May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your hope chest!<\/p>\n
The answer: kumquat<\/p>\n
The question: What do you say when calling a quat?<\/p>\n
The answer: Erik and Lyle Menendez<\/p>\n
The question: What are two names you\u2019ll never hear mentioned on KMA News?<\/p>\n
The answer: \u201cThe Play That Goes Wrong\u201d<\/p>\n
The question: Describe every Kansas City Chiefs\u2019 offensive play during Super Bowl LIX.<\/p>\n
The answer: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy and Big Bird.<\/p>\n
The question: Name three people that know more about health and human services than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.<\/p>\n
The answer: IGNITE<\/p>\n
The question: What does Elon Musk hope his rockets do on the launch pad?<\/p>\n
Announcer: I hold in my hand the LAST envelope!<\/p>\n
(LOUD CHEERING FROM THE AUDIENCE)<\/p>\n
MIkenac: May your spinster sister cough up a yak hairball!<\/p>\n
The answer: Colin Cowherd, Stephen A. Smith and Pat McAfee<\/p>\n
The question: Name the only three things windier than the August 10th severe storm.<\/p>\n
Mikenac the Magnificent is a guest blogger for KMA News Anchor\/Reporter Mike Peterson. The opinions and weak attempts at humor expressed in this blog are not necessarily those of this station, its management or its ownership.<\/p>\n
Thank you for reading kmaland.com<\/p>\n
At KMA, we attempt to be accurate in our reporting. If you see a typo or mistake in a story, please contact us by emailing kmaradio@kmaland.com.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"(Shenandoah) \u2013 As you know, KMA is celebrating its 100th anniversary. That means Mike Peterson has been busy…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":94327,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[49,48,75,13749,341,44],"class_list":{"0":"post-94326","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-music","8":"tag-ca","9":"tag-canada","10":"tag-entertainment","11":"tag-local_news","12":"tag-music","13":"tag-news"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94326\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/94327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}