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Donegal manager Jim McGuinness, left, and Kerry manager Jack O'Connor. Photo: Ramsey Cardy/Sportsfile

Donegal manager Jim McGuinness, left, and Kerry manager Jack O’Connor. Photo: Ramsey Cardy/Sportsfile

‘Super Sunday’, the last day of the National Football League, is upon us. A smorgasbord of plot twists, wild entertainment and – if you’ll allow us a pinch of hyperbole – some existential trauma.

All that, and we haven’t broached the confusion that will run rampant for a few roller-coaster hours. To lessen your bewilderment, here’s a quick explainer …