My name is Greene and I’m really glad to meet you / Ooooooh is this illegal?
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Ryan Murphy’s reign of terror will continue unabated, and I for one am thrilled. All’s Fair, the legal fever dream about a coven of lady lawyers on a mission to financially ruin the men of Los Angeles while drinking it dry of Champagne, will return for a second season. Unless something absolutely shocking happens to one of the characters between now and the season-one finale on December 9, that means we will all be getting more time with the impeccably named and bizarrely dressed Allura Grant (Kim Kardashian), Liberty Ronson (Naomi Watts), Emerald Greene (Niecy Nash-Betts), and Glenn Close (Dina Standish), as well as their foulmouthed foe Carrington Lane (Sarah Paulson, playing an R-rated live-action Disney villain) and cheating assistant Milan (Teyana Taylor, who might literally win an Oscar before returning to this wacky series).
According to Hulu, the show was the streaming service’s biggest original scripted-series premiere in three years and has remained on the Hulu Top 15 every day since it launched on November 4, and it has somehow only become bigger and more brazen episode after episode. We can only dream of what season two will have in store: What sort of hats will they make Niecy Nash-Betts wear next? How will Sarah Paulson outdo her line delivery on the word “cum rag”? Will Emerald Greene’s three large 18-year-old sons continue to call their mom “bangable?” Will there be a cameo from executive producer Kris Jenner? And what will happen to Allura Grant if Kim K. passes the California bar IRL?
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