Ah, Florida Woman strikes again—this time out of Palatka, where apparently the new trend in parenting is “Home Alone: Swamp Edition.” Thirty-seven-year-old Jessica Copeland decided that raising a child and taking care of seven dogs was just a little too mundane. You know, diapers, school lunches, vet bills—it all gets in the way of the important things in life, like hopping a Spirit Airlines flight to Las Vegas to drink overpriced margaritas out of a plastic guitar. Priorities, people.
