{"id":139296,"date":"2025-11-14T10:58:07","date_gmt":"2025-11-14T10:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/139296\/"},"modified":"2025-11-14T10:58:07","modified_gmt":"2025-11-14T10:58:07","slug":"ireland-stop-making-sense-as-parrott-delivers-a-once-in-a-lifetime-night-the-irish-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/139296\/","title":{"rendered":"Ireland stop making sense as Parrott delivers a once-in-a-lifetime night \u2013 The Irish Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cNot even in our dreams did we see this coming,\u201d says Ken Early of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/14\/ken-early-a-truly-joyous-night-for-ireland-as-raging-ronaldo-sees-red\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/14\/ken-early-a-truly-joyous-night-for-ireland-as-raging-ronaldo-sees-red\/\">\u201cIreland\u2019s best home win in a decade\u201d<\/a>, the number seven in the green shirt, Troy Parrott, shining brightest on a joyous night while his opposite number, Cristiano Ronaldo, became, well, the first \u201cbillionaire footballer\u201d to get himself sent off. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cNothing makes sense.\u201d That was Malachy Clerkin\u2019s conclusion after witnessing Ireland\u2019s 2-0 win over Portugal, a result that keeps their World Cup qualifying hopes alive. And how could you argue with him? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/troy-parrott-scores-twice-to-pull-off-a-victory-for-the-ages-over-portugal\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/troy-parrott-scores-twice-to-pull-off-a-victory-for-the-ages-over-portugal\/\">This is a team that lost to the 105th ranked nation in the world, Armenia<\/a>, just eight weeks ago, and here they were beating the side at fifth in those listings. Mad, but glorious, stuff.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Gavin Cummiskey attempts to make sense of it all in his <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/troy-parrott-brace-topples-10-man-portugal-in-dublin\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/troy-parrott-brace-topples-10-man-portugal-in-dublin\/\">match report<\/a>, while Malachy hands out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/ireland-player-ratings-troy-parrott-magnificent-seamus-coleman-heroic-dara-oshea-defiant\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/ireland-player-ratings-troy-parrott-magnificent-seamus-coleman-heroic-dara-oshea-defiant\/\">handsome marks in his player ratings<\/a>. Guess who got a ten? Go on. The \u2018<a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/ronaldo-left-feeling-sick-as-a-parrott-as-irelands-world-cup-campaign-finally-ignites\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/ronaldo-left-feeling-sick-as-a-parrott-as-irelands-world-cup-campaign-finally-ignites\/\">Ronaldo sick as a Parrott<\/a>\u2019 headlines, need it be said, wrote themselves. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">A very special night, then, for Heimir Hallgr\u00edmsson, easily the best of his underwhelming 16-month reign. As for Ronaldo confronting him after he was sent off? \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/cristiano-ronaldo-outburst-a-moment-of-silliness-from-him-says-heimir-hallgrimsson\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/soccer\/2025\/11\/13\/cristiano-ronaldo-outburst-a-moment-of-silliness-from-him-says-heimir-hallgrimsson\/\">Just a moment of silliness from him<\/a>, I would say.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The Aviva switches codes again tomorrow for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/10\/ireland-v-australia-tv-details-kick-off-time-team-news-and-more\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/10\/ireland-v-australia-tv-details-kick-off-time-team-news-and-more\/\">the meeting of Ireland and Australia<\/a>, Gerry Thornley hearing Andy Farrell talk through <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/14\/andy-farrell-hits-the-refresh-button-in-the-hope-of-breathing-new-life-into-ireland\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/14\/andy-farrell-hits-the-refresh-button-in-the-hope-of-breathing-new-life-into-ireland\/\">the nine changes he has made<\/a> to the team that lined out against Japan last weekend. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Among them is the return of Mack Hansen who will wear the green 15 jersey for the first time, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/14\/mack-hansens-flair-for-versatility-gets-its-stiffest-test-as-he-fills-in-for-hugo-keenan\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/14\/mack-hansens-flair-for-versatility-gets-its-stiffest-test-as-he-fills-in-for-hugo-keenan\/\">his 29th cap offering him a new job description<\/a>, as John O\u2019Sullivan puts it. Bundee Aki will be on the bench tomorrow, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/14\/his-place-no-longer-guaranteed-bundee-aki-admits-he-must-take-game-to-another-level\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/14\/his-place-no-longer-guaranteed-bundee-aki-admits-he-must-take-game-to-another-level\/\">the Connacht man admitting that he needs to raise his game<\/a> to another level now that his place in the team is no longer guaranteed. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">It\u2019s showtime for Andy Farrell and Joe Schmidt, Johnny Watterson looking at what\u2019s at stake for both coaches in this game. Defeat to Australia \u201cwould be <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/14\/showtime-for-farrell-and-schmidt-but-dont-try-reading-that-from-public-face-of-players\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/14\/showtime-for-farrell-and-schmidt-but-dont-try-reading-that-from-public-face-of-players\/\">further evidence that the Irish team is in transitional decline<\/a>\u201d, victory would persuade the doubters that \u201cIreland has direction\u201d. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Gerry dropped in on Schmidt\u2019s press conference, the man who \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/13\/joe-schmidt-back-on-familiar-ground-as-wallabies-face-ireland-in-dublin\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/rugby\/2025\/11\/13\/joe-schmidt-back-on-familiar-ground-as-wallabies-face-ireland-in-dublin\/\">helped to transform Leinster and Ireland into global powers<\/a> for almost a decade\u201d rather eager for his team to put that loss to Italy behind them. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">In golf, Philip Reid reports on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/golf\/2025\/11\/13\/rory-mcilroy-makes-it-look-easy-as-he-swings-into-contention-in-dubai\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/golf\/2025\/11\/13\/rory-mcilroy-makes-it-look-easy-as-he-swings-into-contention-in-dubai\/\">an impressive opening round for Rory McIlroy<\/a> at the DP World Tour Championship in Dubai, his shot-making \u201cprecision personified\u201d en route to a 66 that leaves him just two adrift of leader Michael Kim.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">And in Gaelic games, Se\u00e1n Moran looks back on a red-letter day in the history of Wicklow football, when, 36 years ago, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/gaelic-games\/2025\/11\/14\/baltinglasss-all-ireland-football-title-remains-unmatched-36-years-later\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/sport\/gaelic-games\/2025\/11\/14\/baltinglasss-all-ireland-football-title-remains-unmatched-36-years-later\/\">Baltinglass won both the Leinster and All-Ireland championships<\/a>. And no non-Dublin club from Leinster has won the All-Ireland title since.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">TV Watch: The second round of the DP World Tour Championship in Dubai started early this morning, but you can catch the latter stages of it until 1pm this afternoon (Sky Sports Golf). Ireland under-17s are playing Canada in the World Cup at 3.15pm &#8211; you can follow the action on RT\u00c9 2. And at 7.45 this evening, the Republic of Ireland\u2019s under-21 side are away to England in their Euro qualifier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201cNot even in our dreams did we see this coming,\u201d says Ken Early of \u201cIreland\u2019s best home win&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":139297,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[61,60,43,46616],"class_list":["post-139296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-ireland","tag-ie","tag-ireland","tag-news","tag-sports-briefing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139296\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/139297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}