{"id":253531,"date":"2026-01-20T02:43:08","date_gmt":"2026-01-20T02:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/253531\/"},"modified":"2026-01-20T02:43:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-20T02:43:08","slug":"nato-sprays-antipsychotic-medication-in-airspace-over-white-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/253531\/","title":{"rendered":"NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Ren\u00e9 DeAnda on Unsplash<\/p>\n

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report<\/a>)\u2014In a daring daytime mission on Monday, aircraft from the European members of NATO flew over the White House and sprayed its airspace with antipsychotic medication.<\/p>\n

All NATO leaders signed off on the plan with the exception of the UK\u2019s Keir Starmer, who proposed inviting Donald Trump to yet another state dinner.<\/p>\n

Explaining the rationale behind the mission, Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere said, \u201cWe saw his letter to me as a cry for help.\u201d<\/p>\n

On the decision to deploy antipsychotic meds, Stoere added, \u201cWe were uniquely qualified to do this because our drug prices are far lower than in the U.S.\u201d<\/p>\n

Stressing that the NATO members did not take their decision lightly, the Norwegian PM said, \u201cWe had been hoping that Congress would intervene, but we were left with no other choice.\u201d<\/p>\n

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