{"id":282264,"date":"2026-02-05T14:48:11","date_gmt":"2026-02-05T14:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/282264\/"},"modified":"2026-02-05T14:48:11","modified_gmt":"2026-02-05T14:48:11","slug":"dragon-quest-vii-reimagined-review-the-goonies-go-to-ireland-sort-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/282264\/","title":{"rendered":"Dragon Quest VII Reimagined review: The Goonies go to Ireland (sort of)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-91174671_secondary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom4 indo-1d70522a_marginleft0 indo-1d70522a_marginright0 indo-1d70522a_margintop4\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\" data-testid=\"title-summary\">Platforms: Switch 2 (tested), PS5, Xbox, PCAge: 12+Verdict: \u2605\u2605\u2605\u2605\u2606\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom0 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">\u201cJaney Mac, shure that\u2019s terrible altogether, so it is.\u201d Alarm bells start clanging just a few minutes into Dragon Quest VIII Reimagined when your band of heroes blunders upon a village seemingly populated by Irish people from Clich\u00e9 Central.<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom5 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">On the one hand, it\u2019s refreshing to hear some of the cast in a Japanese RPG fluently riffing about \u201ceejits\u201d and \u201cblather\u201d. On the other, you sense the dialogue is sometimes only a whisker away from paddywhackery.<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom5 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">The qualms never fully subside but subsequent encounters apply the same light stereotyping to northern England and Italians, for instance. So DQVII likes to gently tease everyone really.<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom5 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">Reimagined takes Square Enix\u2019s original PlayStation game from 2000 as its starting point and administers all manner of tweaks, buffs, nips and tucks to streamline and enhance a typical Dragon Quest yarn about young adventurers rescuing the world via their base on their humble home island.<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom5 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">There\u2019s a strong vibe of The Goonies to the rapport between the three main characters \u2013 a sailor\u2019s son, a mayor\u2019s daughter and a prince. They stumble on a time-travelling portal to other islands that is powered by stone fragments left lying around their town. Each settlement they visit in the past is, of course, bedevilled by some sort of curse \u2013 usually a host of little demons ultimately led by a giant monster.<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom5 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">DQVII works like a conventional turn-based RPG in the mode of previous Dragon Quests or an early Final Fantasy instalment. Your party of three \u2013 later four \u2013 wanders the island\u2019s overground area in search of new stone fragments and the dungeon of the main demon. You\u2019ll meet a plethora of townspeople, who\u2019ll share their opinions, fears and needs \u2013 not to mention a spate of regional banalities.<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom5 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">Instead of the flat 2.5D of the original, the Reimagined version presents in a glossy 3D diorama that\u2019s pleasing to the eye. Square Enix applies many quality-of-life improvements such that roaming the overland and dungeons is less of a slog. Variable difficulty levels grease your route through the story, while removing random battles and adding optional auto-battling ensures you can zip along at your own pace. That\u2019s not an insignificant consideration given the sprawling narrative that stretches to 60 hours or more.<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom5 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">DQVII is good company for much of its run time, dotted with engaging characters and a script that\u2019s generously padded with funny lines among the more stereotypical prattle. Monster battling proves exactly as challenging as you require it to be \u2013 from manual management of attacks, spells and specials, to full auto-pilot where you can go off to make a cup of tea.<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom5 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">The game foists too much toing-and froing upon you times, forcing you to revisit islands already liberated and prolonging the storyline beyond its worth.<\/p>\n<p class=\"indo-ebe0ecc6_root indo-ebe0ecc6_paragraph indo-300db776_none indo-91174671_primary indo-1d70522a_marginbottom5 indo-1d70522a_margintop0 indo-b48c4984_inherit\" style=\"color:var(--color-primary-80)\">But Remagined mostly offers a rollicking good time that\u2019s rarely too demanding as an RPG, asking only that you contain your cynicism about its typecast troupe of Irish and other nationalities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Platforms: Switch 2 (tested), PS5, Xbox, PCAge: 12+Verdict: \u2605\u2605\u2605\u2605\u2606 \u201cJaney Mac, shure that\u2019s terrible altogether, so it is.\u201d&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":282265,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[61,60,43,42297,6993,136309,23130],"class_list":["post-282264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-ireland","tag-ie","tag-ireland","tag-news","tag-nintendo-switch","tag-playstation","tag-ronan-price","tag-xbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282264\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/282265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}