{"id":28358,"date":"2025-09-18T05:35:07","date_gmt":"2025-09-18T05:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/28358\/"},"modified":"2025-09-18T05:35:07","modified_gmt":"2025-09-18T05:35:07","slug":"here-in-northern-ireland-the-irish-presidential-election-seems-a-lot-like-eurovision-the-irish-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/28358\/","title":{"rendered":"Here in Northern Ireland, the Irish presidential election seems a lot like Eurovision \u2013 The Irish Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall b-it-article-body__text--left\">For many of us in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/northern-ireland\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/northern-ireland\/\">Northern Ireland<\/a>, from various backgrounds, an Irish presidential election can seem like the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/eurovision\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/eurovision\/\">Eurovision Song Contest<\/a>. It is eccentrically foreign, yet still involves us for some strange reason. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall b-it-article-body__text--left\">There are a large number of novelty acts, although they appear to take themselves quite seriously. The voting system is incomprehensible and possibly irregular. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall b-it-article-body__text--left\">While the drama is high, the stakes are ultimately low \u2013 it is an office with very little Boom Bang-a-Bang.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall b-it-article-body__text--left\">For those of us from a Protestant, unionist or British background, the present contest apparently involves us in particular due to the candidacy of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/fine-gael\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/fine-gael\">Fine Gael\u2019s<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/heather-humphreys\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/heather-humphreys\/\">Heather Humphreys<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">This is because she is Protestant, which does not matter. It would scarcely be noticed were it not worth bringing it to our attention.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cThere goes Heather Humphreys, the Protestant,\u201d Ireland says. \u201cWe don\u2019t care about that sort of thing at all. Not like you lot up there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">This is super, obviously \u2013 although perhaps just a teeny little bit judgmental. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall b-it-article-body__text--left\">However, it does not get around the reality that most Protestants up here do not care about the Irish presidency at all \u2013 not through active hostility in the vast majority of cases but simply as a matter of genuine and understandable indifference.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">How can the occupant of \u00c1ras an Uachtar\u00e1in have any bearing on our lives?<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The only Boom Bang-a-Bang I can think of would be signalling opposition towards a united Ireland. Of course, no candidate can do this if they want to win \u2013 or indeed uphold the Constitution.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">On the contrary, a Protestant candidate may feel obliged to emphasise their aspiration for a united Ireland, to reassure everyone who might vote for them, all of whom live south of the Border. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">At the very least, such a candidate will generate speculation on their potential for \u201coutreach\u201d to unionists. This fails to understand that unionists do not want to be persuaded on the merits of a united Ireland, by definition. As David Trimble put it, they want to be left alone.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">It could be said only a teeny little bit in jest that Humphreys disproves unionist fears about the Irish language. There is clearly no need to speak it to hold or aspire to the highest offices in the Republic, including minister for the Gaeltacht. A person merely has to say they will learn it, then not bother.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Let us have no demeaning cliches about \u201can Irish solution to an Irish problem\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">This is a solution any British person can applaud. It is the pragmatism of Burke, Disraeli and a country with the sense not to write down its constitution. Alas, not everyone seems to view it with the appropriate spirit of compromise.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall b-it-article-body__text--left\">Humphreys is now <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/opinion\/2025\/09\/16\/ed-burke-gotcha-claims-about-heather-humphreyss-husband-have-no-place-in-a-shared-island\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/opinion\/2025\/09\/16\/ed-burke-gotcha-claims-about-heather-humphreyss-husband-have-no-place-in-a-shared-island\/\">attracting attention over past family connections to the Orange Order<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Orangeman are almost as rare among Protestants as people promising to learn Irish. The Orange institution refuses to divulge membership numbers, presumably because they are embarrassingly low. Fewer than 20,000 would be a fair guess. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Many of their one million co-religionists across the island of Ireland do not appreciate being associated with this fringe group. Some even consider it sectarian, ironically.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Are Protestants always pictured by others in a metaphorical sash and bowler hat, however urbane they might fondly imagine themselves? <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">I am reminded of the dinner party scene in Annie Hall, where Woody Allen believes he is impressing his girlfriend\u2019s family with his sophisticated wit, unaware they are picturing him as an orthodox rabbi.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall b-it-article-body__text--left\">Yet at the same time, many Protestants with no love of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/orange-order\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/orange-order\/\">Orange Order<\/a> still interpret criticism of it as an attack on their community overall, precisely because of this unfair association.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Nationalists might legitimately feel this puts them in no-win situation when it comes to saying anything about Orangeism, good or bad.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall b-it-article-body__text--left\">Critics of Humphreys insist they are not questioning her Orange Order links, only whether she has been forthright in declaring them. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The question of why a person might be reluctant to declare such links is apparently not worth investigating or even asking. It must be due to some vague political instinct not to be entirely forthright about anything. It certainly cannot be through fear of a sectarian reaction, because Ireland is not sectarian, as proved by nobody even noticing Humphreys is a rabbi.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Protestants might legitimately feel this sophistry puts them in a no-win situation when raising concerns about prejudice against them in the Ireland of today or tomorrow. And that is the point. We are both caught, north and south, in our own perfectly circular arguments. This is why partition is a great idea and will hopefully outlive us all.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall b-it-article-body__text--left\">As for Humphreys, one can only paraphrase Adlai Stevenson. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Ireland is a country where any Protestant can grow up to be president. But that is just a risk she has to take.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"For many of us in Northern Ireland, from various backgrounds, an Irish presidential election can seem like the&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28359,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[9686,3775,2044,61,60,43,23368,18254,978],"class_list":["post-28358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-ireland","tag-common-ground","tag-fine-gael","tag-heather-humphreys","tag-ie","tag-ireland","tag-news","tag-newton-emerson","tag-orange-order","tag-presidential-election"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28358\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}