“Just when you thought Melania couldn’t find another reason not to sleep with him,” the host joked<\/p>\n
\n\tLike many Americans, Jimmy Kimmel<\/a> is curious about Donald Trump<\/a>\u2018s mystery neck rash<\/a>, which the late-night host has dubbed a \u201cbig red yuck.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\t\u201cJust when you thought Melania couldn\u2019t find another reason not to sleep with him,\u201d Kimmel quipped. \u201cOr maybe she tried to strangle him in his sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tHe added, \u201cReporters have been asking about it. The White House claimed\u2014first they claimed it was a kite-surfing accident. No. They\u2019ve so far refused to give any detailed explanation of what it is. So we decided to investigate this ourselves.\u201d<\/p>\n \n\tKimmel then investigated the situation by interviewing \u201cDonald Trump\u2019s badly bruised baby hand.\u201d The late-night show introduced a very orange hand topped with a swooping Trump wig and a large bruise. \u201cI was hoping you could tell us what is going on with that rash or whatever is happening north of you on the president\u2019s neck,\u201d Kimmel said. <\/p>\n \n\t\u201cThat\u2019s not a rash,\u201d the hand replied with Trump\u2019s voice. \u201cThe neck is just a little irritated from all the medals it has been wearing. We\u2019ve won so many awards. The FIFA Peace Prize. Olympic gold. A lifetime achievement award from Arby\u2019s for eating 10,000 beef and cheddars.\u201d <\/p>\n \t\tTrending Stories<\/p>\n \n\tElsewhere in his monologue, Kimmel addressed Trump\u2019s confusion about whether the U.S. is actually at war with Iran<\/a>. \u201cHe keeps calling it a war. We\u2019re now on day five of whatever this is,\u201d Kimmel noted. \u201cPete Hegseth today said we\u2019re just getting started in Iran. They\u2019re still trying to figure out who will be Iran\u2019s next top Ayatollah.\u201d <\/p>\n