{"id":370612,"date":"2026-03-29T00:46:21","date_gmt":"2026-03-29T00:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/370612\/"},"modified":"2026-03-29T00:46:21","modified_gmt":"2026-03-29T00:46:21","slug":"snl-uk-weekend-update-on-trump-iran-deal-talks-just-kiss-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/370612\/","title":{"rendered":"SNL UK Weekend Update on Trump-Iran Deal Talks: Just Kiss Already"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\t\u201cSNL<\/a> U.K.\u2019s\u201d Weekend Update returned in the show\u2019s second week with one-liners about U.S. and Iran\u2019s mixed messages about a deal to end the war, the death of the owner of OnlyFans and more.<\/p>\n

\n\tPaddy Young kicked off the show with a zinger about Trump and Iran communicating very different things about a potential deal to end the current conflict. <\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cWhile Trump has been insisting that Iran wants a deal so badly, an Iranian military spokesperson has said, quote, \u2018Our first and last word from the very first day has been, is and will remain: Someone like us will never come to terms with someone like you. Not now and not ever,’\u201d Young said, adding: \u201cOh my God, just kiss already!\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tLater on in the segment, the death of OnlyFans owner Leonid Radvinsky<\/a> came up. \u201cSo gentlemen, when you\u2019re visiting the site this week, lower your penises to half mast,\u201d Young joked. \u201cBeautiful funeral, by the way. Wasn\u2019t a dry tissue in the house.\u201d <\/p>\n

\n\tYoung and co-anchor Ania Magliano then debuted a new bit titled \u201chand-in-hand,\u201d where they delivered some good news amidst all the bad. \u201cAnd now, it seems like the whole world is at war. Russia and Ukraine, the Middle East, Chappell Roan and that tiny girl,\u201d Magliano said. \u201cWar. We could just making jokes about it. But first, we just want to check: Are you OK?\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cThis is hand-in-hand with Anya and Pad,\u201d Young said. \u201cWe\u2019re here to tell you that it\u2019s going to be OK,\u201d Magliano added, as Young finished her sentence: \u201cBecause we\u2019ve got each other.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cWorld War III. Sounds scary, huh? But we\u2019ve already had two,\u201d Magliano continued. \u201cAnd don\u2019t they say good things come in threes?\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\tCarrying on the topic, Magliano pointed out that \u201cif London gets bombed, house prices will drop.\u201d <\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cAnd so will house numbers,\u201d she added. \u201cWe\u2019ll all get to live across the two houses that are left. Like in \u2018Friends\u2019!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201cSNL U.K.\u2019s\u201d Weekend Update returned in the show\u2019s second week with one-liners about U.S. and Iran\u2019s mixed messages…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":370613,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[93,61,60,5195,15824,162455,282],"class_list":{"0":"post-370612","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tv","8":"tag-entertainment","9":"tag-ie","10":"tag-ireland","11":"tag-saturday-night-live","12":"tag-snl","13":"tag-snl-u-k","14":"tag-tv"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370612\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/370613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}