{"id":399630,"date":"2026-04-15T11:21:23","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T11:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/399630\/"},"modified":"2026-04-15T11:21:23","modified_gmt":"2026-04-15T11:21:23","slug":"clavicular-and-the-subtle-art-of-being-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/399630\/","title":{"rendered":"Clavicular and the subtle art of being hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">A few summers ago, my housemates and I got into a post-party discussion. We were remedying our hangovers with glasses of cold white wine, rehashing delicious tidbits of gossip from the final shindig in our black-mould splattered, rat-ridden East London townhouse. Call us shallow, but we were discussing our guests: which of our acquaintances had something about them. The idea was that someone who had something about them wasn\u2019t necessarily conventionally handsome or beautiful, but they had a quality, or a constellation of qualities, that was irresistibly yet ineffably hot. Maybe it was the timbre of their voice. Maybe it was the intensity of their eye contact. Whatever it was, the people on our list were incredibly sexy, in ways that we couldn\u2019t quite pin down.<\/p>\n<p>Recently, I\u2019ve been wondering what Clavicular, the 20-year-old looksmaxxing influencer, would have said had he been sipping pinot grigio with us that August. How do looksmaxxers explain the type of hotness that can\u2019t be quantified? Clavicular has accrued fame on platforms like TikTok and Kick by promoting the idea that their aesthetic value can be reduced to a score, based on quantifiable things like jawline definition, muscularity and facial feature ratio. According to the looksmaxxing lord and his acolytes, men can increase their \u201csexual market value\u201d by radically (and often violently) transforming their physical appearance. Clavicular claims he\u2019s smoked meth to suppress his appetite, performed \u201cdick-ups\u201d by putting weights on his penis, smashed his jawline with a hammer.\u00a0The result of this masochistic pursuit of perfection? Men who resemble Greek gods with bulging biceps and six packs.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The idea that attractiveness should be numerically quantified can be traced back to Ancient Greece. Aristotle regarded beauty as something that existed objectively in the world, writing in Metaphysics that \u201cthe chief forms of beauty are order and symmetry and definiteness\u201d. But in the 17th century, early modern philosophy would challenge this idea, as thinkers began exploring subjectivity and the role of individual perception. \u201cBeauty is no quality in things themselves,\u201d the philosopher David Hume wrote in 1757, \u201cit exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty.\u201d Over a century later, the writer Margaret Wolfe Hungerford is said to have coined the maxim \u201cBeauty is in the eye of the beholder,\u201d crystallising the idea that beauty was something that was experienced rather than innate.<\/p>\n<p>Now, our digital world has pixelated beauty. A major turning point in our collective compression of beauty was the birth of the selfie, when Apple launched the first iPhone with a front-facing camera in 2010. By 2014, 93 billion selfies were shot each day on Android phones alone and every third photo taken by an 18 to 24 year-old was a front-facing picture of themselves. Selfie-taking (and sharing) made us obsess over our faces, and in turn, made us <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sciencedirect.com\/science\/article\/abs\/pii\/S0191886917300715\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">more insecure<\/a>. Facetune launched in 2013. Snapchat introduced face \u201clenses\u201d two years later and Instagram followed suit with its own line of filters soon after. Tap your phone and you could have sky-high cheek bones, a skinny nose and giant, plump lips.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>                            <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newstatesman.com\/politics\/society\/2026\/04\/javascript(void);\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/dl6pgk4f88hky.cloudfront.net\/2021\/09\/TNS_master_logo.svg\" class=\"img\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Subscribe to the New Statesman today and save 75% <\/p>\n<p>Today, the average Gen Zer spends an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.statista.com\/statistics\/1314973\/global-daily-time-spent-on-social-media-networks-generation\/?srsltid=AfmBOorDPIQUg3GcPEWqaE51epb8jC7nGDmcqczF6A8S8kWgyuciRYtG\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">average<\/a> of three hours a day on social media, swiping through photos of \u201cperfectly\u201d symmetrical faces, rewarding flawlessness with metrics like follows and likes. In 2019, Jia Tolentino presciently identified the emergence of an \u201cInstagram Face\u201d, arguing that social media algorithms had flattened beauty into a \u201ccomposite of greatest hits\u201d. This \u201csingle, cyborgian face\u201d was notably Euro-centric, Tolentino wrote in the New Yorker, \u201cdistinctly white but ambiguously ethnic\u201d. That year, Instagram banned filters that explicitly depicted plastic surgery, but similar augmenting and enhancing filters still exist. Recent <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sciencedaily.com\/releases\/2021\/03\/210308111852.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">research<\/a> from City University revealed that 90 per cent of young women report using filters on their photos \u2013 smoothing out their skin tones, reshaping their jaws, brightening their teeth.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s concerning is that the gradual symmetrification of our faces is happening outside of our phones, too. Plastic surgeons are now reporting that patients are <a href=\"https:\/\/pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/articles\/PMC11991445\/#:~:text=A%20survey%20of%20plastic%20surgeons%20found%20that:,filters%20on%20patient%20expectations%20cannot%20be%20understated**\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">referencing<\/a> social media filters in consultations, while female celebrities, rumoured to have had expensive cosmetic enhancements, have started looking <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aol.com\/emma-stone-unexpected-appearance-2026-185305163.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">increasingly similar<\/a>. Is anyone surprised that a digital culture that reduces beauty to a mathematical formula has bred such an ugly aesthetic ideology as looksmaxxing? Or that boys are now feasting on it, too?<\/p>\n<p>Clavicular famously claims that he doesn\u2019t care about getting laid, but for anyone who is interested in romantic attraction, I\u2019d caution against overinvesting in his singular body ideal. A homogenised view of beauty isn\u2019t just dangerous, but misguided.\u00a0When I think back to the people I\u2019ve fancied most, it\u2019s things like a twisted front tooth or a soft stomach or a twitching bottom lip that I\u2019ve found the most sexy. Because hotness is affective. It lingers in the asymmetrical, the unusual and the off-kilter. It creeps up on you. It metastasises. It\u2019s enacted and interpersonal and exponential.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The digital world saps us of these quirks. The things that make us attractive to each other in the real world can make us less appealing to each other online. Thankfully we do exist outside our iPhones \u2013 and a perfectly harmonious face can quickly lose its charm in real life. We\u2019ve all met someone who is conventionally gorgeous but we don\u2019t find attractive, or someone who isn\u2019t conventionally good-looking, who we are magnetically drawn to. Looksmaxxing sells an enticing ideology, but men are better off working on their charisma than breaking their jaws with hammers.<\/p>\n<p>[Further reading: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newstatesman.com\/culture\/2026\/01\/your-snus-gives-me-the-ick\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Your snus gives me the ick<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>    Content from our partners<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"A few summers ago, my housemates and I got into a post-party discussion. 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