Liam Rosenior is understandably in the crosshairs after Chelsea\u2019s defeat at Brighton on Tuesday night.<\/p>\n
But there\u2019s also manager updates from Liverpool, a transfer story about Manchester United that is not in fact about Manchester United, and a refreshingly laid-back Pep Guardiola despite a Man City injury crisis.<\/p>\n
Oh, and a pun so bad it\u2019s actually made us ill.<\/p>\n
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Panic on the streets of London<\/p>\n
Spurs, Arsenal and Chelsea are all now firmly in crisis mode as the run-in intensifies, with ongoing potential for West Ham to reacquire that status. What a time to be alive. As the saying so very nearly goes, when a man is tired of London football clubs in crisis, he is tired of life.<\/p>\n
Chelsea and LinkedIn Liam<\/a> very much today\u2019s focus, of course, after last night\u2019s genuinely horrific defeat at Brighton<\/a>.<\/p>\n The Daily Express, always a steady, rational voice of calm and reason in even the most troubled times, have the solution.<\/p>\n Chelsea can appoint five managers this week to rescue season after Liam Rosenior disaster<\/p>\n To be honest, we really think and would strongly recommend that they should just pick one. Even by Chelsea standards, five managers in a week is just clearly far too many. They are fools to have even considered it.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Missing words round<\/p>\n Another cracking edition of everyone\u2019s* favourite almost daily quiz, courtesy of the Daily Mirror.<\/p>\n How Liverpool could line up under Fernando Torres as he\u2019s backed to \u2018definitely\u2019 be new boss<\/p>\n The all-important words for which there was, alas, no space to be found at all are this time \u2018by Fernando Llorente\u2019.<\/p>\n But there\u2019s bonus content today, you lucky people. This one\u2019s for the really seasoned headline watchers among you. What else do you notice that\u2019s slightly odd about the phrasing of that headline?<\/p>\n That\u2019s right \u2013 \u2018new boss\u2019. Doesn\u2019t say next boss, does it? Heavily implies next boss, especially with its \u2018How Liverpool could line up\u2019 hook, but doesn\u2019t actually say it.<\/p>\n Which is despicably clever because, and you\u2019ll be way ahead of us by now, Llorente didn\u2019t say next boss. He said:<\/p>\n \u2018Fernando Torres as Liverpool manager one day? Definitely.\u2019<\/p>\n He is not at all saying Torres will or even should replace Arne Slot.<\/p>\n Yet here the Mirror are using that \u2018definitely\u2019 to show us how the current squad for next season could line up under Torres.<\/p>\n The answer to which is: much like they could under any other manager, with the only significant changes being Dominik Szoboszlai moving to Mo Salah\u2019s old perch on the right and confirmed new arrival Jeremy Jacquet taking Virgil van Dijk\u2019s starting place. Which we\u2019re a bit less sure about, but doesn\u2019t in any case seem like it would be a specifically Torres move.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Three is the magic number<\/p>\n