{"id":429862,"date":"2026-05-03T07:29:07","date_gmt":"2026-05-03T07:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/429862\/"},"modified":"2026-05-03T07:29:07","modified_gmt":"2026-05-03T07:29:07","slug":"is-there-an-irish-river-i-can-drink-from-without-vomiting-the-irish-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/429862\/","title":{"rendered":"Is there an Irish river I can drink from without vomiting? \u2013 The Irish Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">When did you last drink from an Irish river? Not think about it, or wish you could do it \u2013 actually scoop a cupful of cold water out of a stream, and swallow it without thinking twice?<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">For most of us, it\u2019s an absurd question. You\u2019d no more drink a sup of the Liffey, the Shannon or the Barrow than you\u2019d get down on your knees and slowly lick a busy footpath. Even if you were dying of thirst at the edge of one of our few remaining gin-clear pristine rivers, every instinct would say no. Clear is not the same as clean, and well we know it; what we can\u2019t see is what stops us.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">And yet, within living memory, you could. I\u2019ve written before about Paddy Mackey, a Nenagh man who, as a child, drank straight from Lough Derg \u2013 the water was that pure. We have \u2013 or more precisely, the policies of successive governments have \u2013 in just decades, normalised something that would have struck our grandparents as shocking and utterly broken.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The facts tell the story. In the 1980s about 500 Irish rivers were classed as the very best of the best. Today, there are about 20 \u2013 that\u2019s a 96 per cent collapse in a single working life. The Environmental Protection Agency\u2019s Water Quality in Ireland 2019\u20132024, found that just 52 per cent of our surface waters meet minimum legal standards, meaning that 48 per cent are failing, as are 70 per cent of our estuaries. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">It is a shameful failure of governance and policy, and a collective acceptance of shockingly low standards. On the current trajectory, we haven\u2019t a hope in hell of meeting the 2027 deadline, which requires us to restore all waters to \u201cgood\u201d status \u2013 a minimum EU and national legal requirement. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph b-it-article-body__interstitial-link\">[\u00a0<a aria-label=\"Open related story\" class=\"c-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/life-style\/people\/2026\/04\/06\/meet-the-man-on-a-mission-to-clean-up-one-of-dublins-dirtiest-rivers\/\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Meet the man on a mission to clean up one of Dublin\u2019s dirtiest riversOpens in new window<\/a>\u00a0]<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Perhaps part of the problem is the grey language we\u2019re given to think about it all. \u201cPristine\u201d, \u201chigh status\u201d, \u201cpoor status\u201d, \u201cachieving Water Framework Directive objectives\u201d \u2013 civil servants, consultants and scientists use these terms. For the rest of us they can land with an indifferent, often confused, shrug. What is a \u201criver basin management plan\u201d? What does a river with \u201cmoderate status\u201d mean? It sounds like a passable mark, doesn\u2019t it? In fact, it means the river has failed. And while you\u2019re at it, what even is a catchment? <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">These words don\u2019t make us furious or hopeful. They don\u2019t let us quickly grasp the seriousness of the freshwater failure occurring in our streams, rivers, lakes, and estuaries. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">What we need is a better measure. Can we drink from our rivers without vomiting? Can we swim in them without getting diarrhoea? They\u2019re simple acts that should, by right, be possible. Think about your local waterway. Can you do these things? If the answer is no, isn\u2019t it time we started getting impatient and angry about that? <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">In 2005, aged 24, the Dutch ecologist Li An Phoa canoed Qu\u00e9bec\u2019s Rupert River and drank from it with her hands. Three years later, she returned, and by then, a hydroelectric dam was under construction, and locals were getting sick because the water was no longer drinkable. Phoa made a vow that has since become a public movement: Drinkable Rivers, now active in 25 countries, with citizen scientists monitoring water quality from the Meuse to the Danube to the Thames.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Her argument is simple. \u201cDrinkable\u201d isn\u2019t a sentimental wish; it is a bioindicator. A river is only drinkable when the land that drains into it is functioning \u2013 when the wetlands are wet, when the banks are vegetated, when farms (the single biggest pressure on Irish water quality) aren\u2019t haemorrhaging nutrient pollution, when wastewater is treated and raw sewage isn\u2019t pouring out, when industry isn\u2019t discharging novel chemicals faster than our regulators can name them. Last week\u2019s news offered a glimpse of that last problem: Swedish scientists released Atlantic salmon into a lake while dosing them at the levels of cocaine already drifting through real rivers. The exposed fish swam up to twice as far as their unexposed counterparts. The strongest effects came not from cocaine itself but from its breakdown products \u2013 the molecules regulators rarely even think to look for.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph b-it-article-body__interstitial-link\">[\u00a0<a aria-label=\"Open related story\" class=\"c-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/environment\/2024\/07\/06\/the-dodder-could-become-one-of-the-finest-city-rivers-in-europe-showing-whats-possible-when-we-clean-up-our-act\/\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Dodder could become one of the finest city rivers in Europe, showing what\u2019s possible when we clean up our actOpens in new window<\/a>\u00a0]<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The Swimmable Cities movement is active in 80 cities, accelerated by the cleaning of the Seine for the 2024 Paris Olympics. It\u2019s a powerful and relatable idea. Bring a child anywhere near a river on a warm day, and chances are they won\u2019t ask, \u201cHas this waterway achieved good ecological status under Annex V of the Water Framework Directive?\u201d They\u2019ll simply look up at you and say, hopefully: \u201cCan I swim in it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">We\u2019re a small, naturally wet country with rich veins of 73,000km of streams and rivers winding through our landscape. Let\u2019s have a drinkable Liffey in our lifetime. A drinkable Shannon, Slaney and Suir; a swimmable Boyne, Barrow and Dodder; a drinkable Avoca, Camac, Suck and Corrib. Let\u2019s set our standards higher than failure, and go for an unambiguous goal; every farm decision, planning permission, wastewater investment, industrial licence and abstraction licence can be measured against a single sentence: does this make our waterways more drinkable and swimmable, or less?<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Water is our great truth-teller. You cannot fake your way to a drinkable river. So the next time you\u2019re near a stream, river, lake or estuary, do the test. Can you drink from it? Could you swim in it without getting sick? If the answer is no \u2013 and it almost always is \u2013 then ask why we\u2019ve allowed that to be normal and acceptable, and what urgently needs to change so that our waters are pure and safe again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"When did you last drink from an Irish river? 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