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It\u2019s the season of the sticks, but Noah Kahan<\/a> doesn\u2019t want logs loose at his shows. The singer made his fans swear a solemn oath to not \u201cshit their pants\u201d during his concert \u2014 because someone seemingly did shit their pants<\/a> at Kahan\u2019s Philadelphia stop last week so they wouldn\u2019t miss out on the show. A fan posted a video that showed poop on the ground and then panned to Kahan onstage, prompting him to post a PSA asking fans to respect themselves and the arena workers, who did not sign up to pick up feces. \u201cIf you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I\u2019ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there\u2019s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that,\u201d Kahan posted<\/a>. \u201cI shit myself onstage in Charlottesville but that\u2019s because I am dedicated to my craft.\u201d<\/p>\n In the era of fans wearing diapers at concerts<\/a> and artists smelling them, Kahan really wanted to get the point across that it\u2019s okay to miss a song to dispose of your bowel movement appropriately. \u201cI solemnly swear I will not shit my pants, and if I do, I won\u2019t take it from my pants and put it on the floor,\u201d he had the audience repeat<\/a> at the Toronto concert a few nights later, to the arena workers\u2019 delight.<\/p>\n Sign up for the Vulture Daily<\/p>\n An entertainment newsletter for the pop-culture obsessed.<\/p>\n Vox Media, LLC Terms and Privacy Notice<\/p>\n