Monday, 27 July 2026<\/p>\n
Regarding my recent<\/a> pieces<\/a> regarding Apple\u2019s shitty ads in the App Store and Apple News (and, perhaps soon, Apple Maps), a friend sent me this pithy take:<\/p>\n The ads Apple is happy to inflict on us in its apps are the Bullseye.<\/p>\n That\u2019s what those stickers on PCs are: they\u2019re ads. Intel pays for the \u201cIntel Inside\u201d stickers that booger up PC laptop palm rests. Longtime readers will recall that back in August 2007<\/a>, Apple held a Town Hall event to introduce new iMacs and some iLife and iWork software updates. In a post-event Q&A (imagine that), Bob Keefe of Cox Newspapers asked<\/a> \u201cCan you say why you all are not participating in the Intel Inside program, putting the stickers on your new or previous Macs?\u201d This question was so absurd from the perspective of those who covered Apple closely that it prompted outright laughter. Jason Snell wrote a great column<\/a> arguing that it was actually a good question.<\/p>\n Here\u2019s the whole exchange (via Dan Moren<\/a>, then at MacUser). Give it a listen, it\u2019s only 100 seconds or so:<\/p>\n Keefe asks, Steve Jobs answers, Phil Schiller answers, and then Jobs closes it. Jobs broke the ice in his initial answer, with \u201cWhat can I say? We like our own stickers better.\u201d I was in the room, and that line killed. Jobs at his best. But you can tell that Jobs wasn\u2019t really sure how to answer at first. He didn\u2019t want to throw any shade at Intel, Apple\u2019s partner, but he knew there was a key point to make here about Apple.<\/p>\n The whole thing is funny because at a fundamental level we all just know in our bones that Apple never even considered putting \u201cIntel Inside\u201d stickers on Macs. But why? For eons, mankind knew that when you drop something, it will fall to the ground. But why? Gravity is worth asking about. Worth figuring out. I think that\u2019s the point of Snell\u2019s 2007 column arguing that people (like me) were wrong to mock Keefe for asking.<\/p>\n It\u2019s when Jobs comes back to the question, after Schiller, that we get the real answer:<\/p>\n You know, we put ourselves in the customers\u2019 shoes and we say, That\u2019s the answer. Apple still treats its hardware with that level of respect. With reverence. iPhones don\u2019t even say \u201ciPhone\u201d on the hardware. No model or serial numbers. No small print. Just an Apple logo on the back.<\/p>\n Putting themselves in customers\u2019 shoes today, how many ads do Apple\u2019s executives want stuck in the results when they search for an app in the App Store? We know the honest answer. But the answer evidenced by the actual App Store<\/a> is \u201cTwo really big ones, including one in the first spot.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Monday, 27 July 2026 Regarding my recent pieces regarding Apple\u2019s shitty ads in the App Store and Apple…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":133193,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[61,60,80],"class_list":["post-570738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-technology","tag-ie","tag-ireland","tag-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=570738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570738\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/133193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=570738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=570738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=570738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nequivalent of the stickers it would never allow on its physical
\nproducts.<\/p>\n
\nwhat do we want stuck on our product when we take it out of the
\nbox? And the answer is, nothing.<\/p>\n