{"id":642904,"date":"2026-10-02T18:50:11","date_gmt":"2026-10-02T18:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/642904\/"},"modified":"2026-10-02T18:50:11","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T18:50:11","slug":"the-2-johnnies-late-night-lock-in-review-a-turkey-with-all-the-trimmings-end-this-craic-attack-the-irish-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/642904\/","title":{"rendered":"The 2 Johnnies Late Night Lock In review: A turkey with all the trimmings. End this craic attack \u2013 The Irish Times"},"content":{"rendered":"

It boggers belief that the 2 Johnnies<\/a> are still a fixture on our airwaves, clogging up late-night telly with boil-in-the-bag banter and single entendres as subtle as a hurley across the knuckles. It\u2019s like being locked in an immersion cupboard while someone forces you to listen, ad infinitum, to Pat Shortt\u2019s Jumbo Breakfast Roll song<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Half an hour into the latest season of The 2 Johnnies Late Night Lock In and I\u2019d have confessed to any infraction imaginable to make it stop. Knowing all the words to Killeagh, bingeing Mrs Brown\u2019s Boys box sets, holding out for the day that Tubs is back on the Late Late. Yes … Yes … that was me. Just let me out.<\/p>\n

Horrific but, alas, familiar. Across the past decade, Tipp\u2019s answer to Ant and Dec have ruthlessly commandeered the schedules to become the biggest phenomenon in Irish broadcasting since Dustin \u2013 which is apt, as the latest series of Late Night Lock In is a turkey with all the trimmings.<\/p>\n

All the trimmings but also, surely, an expiry date approaching faster than a souped-up Subaru doing doughnuts outside your local forecourt. Since they sprang from Tipp a decade ago, they\u2019ve turned into a two-headed one-stop shop of cliches about small-town Ireland. A land of infinite chicken fillet rolls, where \u201ccraic\u201d (sorry) is always on tap and the traditional dress, passed down the generations, is a county jersey with the collar up. How much longer can they keep it going?<\/p>\n

As they return for yet another series of Late Night Lock In, it remains hard to say who should be more insulted: licence-fee payers,<\/a> or those of us who actually grew up in the sort of small towns they have so lucratively lampooned and know that they\u2019re basically performing Townie Ireland karaoke.<\/p>\n

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How have they come so far with what is essentially just one joke \u2013 that Ireland outside of Dublin is a land of jolly bumpkins who thrill to potato picking and junior hurling and where the ultimate lifestyle accessory is a straight-from-the-showroom Massey Ferguson? The buck surely has to stop with RT\u00c9, which is all too happy to pander to the idea that this is how the unruly hordes outside Dublin conduct themselves.<\/p>\n

Jonathon McMahon and John O\u2019Brien are no doubt well aware that they are selling a caricature back to the people being caricatured \u2013 behind their smiles is the steeliness of stone-cold pros who are playing a role, but if they were ever to break character, the jig would be up. <\/p>\n

The sheer, existential horror of what they do is unleashed in the latest Late Night Lock In, where we are invited to chuckle at a man with what sounds like a pretty average Louth accent \u2013 and you\u2019ve got to wonder whether RT\u00c9 would dare do the same with someone with, say, a working-class Dublin accent. There would be uproar.<\/p>\n

The 2 Johnnies did not invent any of this \u2013 merely weaponised it. They represent the nadir of a decades-long trend of Irish people laughing at Irish people, first pioneered by D\u2019Unbelievables<\/a> \u2013 though the crucial distinction is that D\u2019Unbelievables did so with humour and affection. In contrast, the 2 Johnnies reduce it to elbow-in-ribs frat-bro inanity. They are also clinging on to the coat-tails of the \u201cIrish mammy\u201d industrial complex, whereby anything \u201cuniquely\u201d Irish \u2013 fretful mothers, local sports organised on a parish-by-parish basis and chicken-based snacks \u2013 is regarded as innately and eternally amusing. Not for any inherently funny reason but merely by the simple fact of its existence.<\/p>\n

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All of this will no doubt go down a treat in Montrose, where people genuinely seem to believe that\u2019s what the rest of Ireland looks like. Anyone who has moved from outside Dublin to the capital will have witnessed this desperate delusion first hand: there is no experience more surreal than being condescended to by a Dubliner who thinks that moving to the city is the equivalent of relocating to Tokyo or New York and that you should be staggering around starry-eyed.<\/p>\n

Those of us who grew up as actual townies will see the 2 Johnnies for what they are \u2013 cheeky panto banterers. But the chicken fillet roll has gone cold, the immersion has indeed been left on all night and Mammy is reaching for the wooden spoon. The 2 Johnnies have had their fun but now, finally, can they leave us in peace? Time, surely, to end the craic attack and give other Irish comedians a chance to shine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It boggers belief that the 2 Johnnies are still a fixture on our airwaves, clogging up late-night telly…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":642905,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[199208,93,61,60,6085,102690],"class_list":["post-642904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-d-unbelievables","tag-entertainment","tag-ie","tag-ireland","tag-rte","tag-the-2-johnnies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=642904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/642905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=642904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=642904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=642904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}