And now a word for the fallen. Last Friday we lost Miranda Hart to the traitors. This was perhaps the saddest murder of them all.<\/p>\n
The Celebrity Traitors S2. Rob Beckett & Miranda Hart Photograph: PHOTOGRAPHER:\/CREDIT LINE:BBC\/Studio Lambert\/Euan Cherry<\/p>\n
Sad for Miranda, because she has been gloriously honest about the role that the show has played in her recovery from illness, which has been highly touching to watch. Sad for the contestants, because they all really liked having her around. And sad for us, because hasn\u2019t it been brilliant having Miranda Hart back on the telly? More of that please.<\/p>\n
Share<\/a><\/p>\n Let\u2019s run down everyone\u2019s status as it currently stands.<\/p>\n Maya Jama \u2013 TRAITOR. The least suspected traitor in the history of the game, arguably. What a genius<\/p>\n James Acaster \u2013 TRAITOR. Also wildly trusted by the group at large, perhaps because he still desperately wants to be a faithful.<\/p>\n King Kenny \u2013 TRAITOR. Growing in stature all the time. The delight on his face when he lies to someone is a sight to behold.<\/p>\n Joanne McNally \u2013 FAITHFUL. Possibly about to be banished. I think she\u2019s going to escape by the skin of her teeth, but for how long?<\/p>\n Sharon Rooney \u2013 FAITHFUL. Pretty sure she\u2019s about to be murdered, for the crime of having an unvarnished human reaction in a field full of showponies. When will she learn?<\/p>\n Celebrity Traitors. Sharon Rooney & Maya Jama Photograph: BBC\/PA<\/p>\n Romesh Ranganathan \u2013 FAITHFUL. And everyone knows that he\u2019s a faithful. This means he has never been in greater threat of being murdered.<\/p>\n Michael Sheen \u2013 FAITHFUL. But similarly precarious. He\u2019s too smart to have survived this long, people say. And look what happened to Hannah Fry.<\/p>\n Sebastian Croft \u2013 FAITHFUL. Just a lovely boy doing his best.<\/p>\n Leigh-Anne Pinnock \u2013 FAITHFUL. Suddenly quite good at this, although that might just be because there are now fewer people for her to have to shout over.<\/p>\n James Blunt \u2013 FAITHFUL. At this point he is a bloodhound, albeit a bloodhound that seems to have forgotten what blood smells like.<\/p>\n