“Bitch, suck my dick, I don’t care none ’bout your horoscope”
This isn’t my first experience with the self-professed LazyGod, so I can’t say I’m shocked by the laconic and misogynistic bars on tracks like “Cut That Check.” What does surprise me though is that LG somehow completely avoided getting “Sector 6” onto any platforms. It’s not on Apple Music. It’s not on Spotify. The only upload on YouTube is the entire album in one long 14 minute long video. It’s not even time coded. If you read the description it tells you which song is which but you can’t jump to any particular one you’d want to listen to.
Truthfully though? You’re not going to want to. While I thought “Hell 4” showed a rapper with potential who wasn’t taking his craft seriously enough, tracks like “Spyware Demon” and “5 AM in Tokyo” show me the exact opposite. Even with MuneyWorld doing the production, things have not improved at all. In fact the lyrics here may be more inaudible and poorly mixed. Given how often LazyGod says blatantly homophobic or women-bashing things in his raps though, being unable to hear what he says might arguably be an improvement? Nah. I still want to know what he said, even if what he said sucks.
In a sense I’m relieved by the fact there aren’t individual songs to embed, link, or share to. It lets me be a “lazy god” myself for this review and not embed each individual track that I want to highlight for further discussion. The simple truth is there are none worth highlighting. I kept listening to “Sector 6” hoping that at some point LG would surprise me or impress me. Ironically he did — I didn’t think a rapper who called himself lazy on purpose could get even sloppier and lazier. He pulled it off.
LazyGod :: Sector 6
3.5Overall Score