What pants are in style now? You won’t like the answer.

If you want to look cool right now, you need to be wearing barrel-leg jeans. You need to buy some capri pants. You obviously need wrap pants — what do you mean you haven’t heard of wrap pants? Surely you have purchased your balloon pants — “Bold, fluid, and, as it turns out, the perfect transitional piece,” according to Harper’s Bazaar — by now. Wide leg jeans are in. Boot-cut jeans are in. Low-rise jeans are in. Skinny jeans are (back) in. Track pants. Culottes. Pleated linen trousers. Silky satin pajama pants. Skirt-overlay trousers. Cargo pants. Sweatpant jeans.