{"id":234984,"date":"2026-01-13T00:08:09","date_gmt":"2026-01-13T00:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/234984\/"},"modified":"2026-01-13T00:08:09","modified_gmt":"2026-01-13T00:08:09","slug":"nikki-glasers-best-jokes-from-the-2026-golden-globes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/234984\/","title":{"rendered":"Nikki Glaser\u2019s best jokes from the 2026 Golden Globes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n In a world full of mediocre Hollywood sequels, Nikki Glaser<\/a>, returning to host the Golden Globes<\/a> for a second year running, proved Sunday that reboots can sometimes work.\n <\/p>\n

\n As stars visibly braced themselves for their moment under her spotlight, Glaser\u2019s 10-minute opening monologue was full of snappy, self-aware jokes that gently skewered every part of Hollywood, from its celebrities and movies to its media companies and obsession with staying young.\n <\/p>\n

\n Some jokes poked fun at familiar topics like George Clooney\u2019s Nespresso ads or the age of Leonardo DiCaprio\u2019s girlfriends or Kevin Hart\u2019s height, but there were plenty of other gags in there, too.\n <\/p>\n

\n Let\u2019s take a look at some of Glaser\u2019s funniest jokes from the night:\n <\/p>\n

\u201cWelcome to the Golden Globes, without a doubt, the most important thing that\u2019s happening in the world right now.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThere are so many A-listers here, and by A-listers I mean people who are on a list that has been heavily redacted.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGeorge Clooney, you\u2019re amazing, I\u2019m such a fan. I shouldn\u2019t be allowed to talk to you right now. I\u2019ve always wanted to ask you this question, it might be unprofessional but here goes. My Nespresso has been coming out kind of watery, and I\u2019m wondering \u2014 is it, like, a pod issue, or do you think it might be the filter?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThe Rock is nominated tonight, and, luckily for him, the TV show \u2018The Paper\u2019 is not, so he might win.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat a career Leonardo DiCaprio has had. Countless iconic performances, you\u2019ve worked with every great director, you\u2019ve won three Golden Globes and an Oscar, and the most impressive thing is you were able to accomplish all that before your girlfriend turned 30. \u201d<\/p>\n

\"CNN's<\/p>\n

CNN’s Stephanie Elam interviews Nikki Glaser, host of 2026 Golden Globes\n <\/p>\n

\"CNN's<\/p>\n

CNN’s Stephanie Elam interviews Nikki Glaser, host of 2026 Golden Globes<\/p>\n

12:08 <\/p>\n

\u201cIn \u2018Sinners,\u2019 Michael B. Jordan played two brothers. Am I allowed to say that? Doesn\u2019t sound right. He played twins. I can\u2019t believe it, we got two Michael B. Jordans. When I saw that, I was like Nikki B. Jerkin.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2019Wicked\u2019 was back with \u2018Wicked: For Money\u2019 \u2026 Two hours into that movie I was in tears, like I can\u2019t believe there\u2019s 45 minutes left.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAriana (Grande), I would listen to you sing the phonebook, grab the one Kevin Hart is sitting on.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNot a lot of people know this, but Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet is the first actor in history to have to put on muscle for a movie about ping-pong. He gained over 60 ounces, it\u2019s insane.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s a privilege to be in this room with you all. Please keep doing what you\u2019re doing. Guillermo del Toro, keep making weird monster sex movies. And James Cameron, keep making weird monster sex movies.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd lastly, Steve Martin and Martin Short, keep proving that in this industry, you\u2019re never too old to still need money.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"In a world full of mediocre Hollywood sequels, Nikki Glaser, returning to host the Golden Globes for a…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":234985,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[458,146,85,46],"class_list":{"0":"post-234984","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"tag-celebrities","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-il","11":"tag-israel"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234984\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/234985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}