A Married At First Sight wife attempts to become the main character at Wednesday\u2019s drunken dinner party when she publicly humiliates her husband and calls him the C-word, leaving the series villain to express stunned disapproval, which is kind of like being told by Satan that you\u2019re being rude. <\/p>\n
That wife is Juliette, who has spent the past week barricaded in her bedroom refusing to speak to Joel after discovering his YouTube channel and a video that features him playing the drums with two dildos<\/a>. <\/p>\n But tonight, she emerges \u2013 ready to gaslight, spread misinformation and, ultimately, drive a stake through her husband\u2019s heart like a dildo through a snare drum. <\/p>\n JAMES WEIR: Read all the recaps<\/a><\/p>\n Juliette\u2019s strategy for the drunken dinner party is simple: be nice to Joel\u2019s face so he doesn\u2019t expose her cruelty, then tell everyone else he\u2019s wonderful while simultaneously spreading rumours that he\u2019s a narcissist. It\u2019s a confusing game plan, but she commits.<\/p>\n \u201cJoel confessed he thinks he\u2019s the star of the show,\u201d she announces to the table. <\/p>\n Joel denies it. <\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m down to earth and humble,\u201d he insists, which is debatable given the dildo drumming. <\/p>\n But producers helpfully roll some flashback footage of the alleged quote. <\/p>\n \u201cYou don\u2019t see the star in me,\u201d he had told Juliette during an argument after she\u2019d spent the day belittling him. <\/p>\n Clearly Juliette is misquoting him to make him sound more ridiculous. Though \u2026 the words he actually uttered are only slightly less embarrassing.<\/p>\n Juliette doesn\u2019t care about technicalities. <\/p>\n \u201cHe looked me dead in the eyes and said, \u2018Well I\u2019M the STAR!\u2019\u201d she declares, mocking her husband further with theatrical delivery. <\/p>\n Joel is bewildered. The table is confused. Even Bec \u2013 currently on her apology tour<\/a> after weeks of atrocious behaviour<\/a> \u2013 watches with concern.<\/p>\n \u201cTonight I noticed Juliette is really nasty,\u201d she winces. <\/p>\n Big call coming from Bec<\/a>.<\/p>\n MORE: \u2018Cold, sterile\u2019: Secret MAFS location exposed<\/a><\/p>\n To quote a passage from the book of Instagram Spirituality: two things can be true at the same time. We don\u2019t enjoy Joel \u2013 his entry onto this show has been one big audition to become meme famous<\/a>. But also, Juliette is cruel and manipulative. <\/p>\n \u201cI literally just vomited in my mouth. That\u2019s absolute nonsense. She\u2019s totally twisted my words,\u201d Joel tells his cast of supporting actors. <\/p>\n Juliette \u2013 fuelled by superiority and self-righteousness, which are the most intoxicating drugs on earth \u2013 continues ridiculing her husband. <\/p>\n \u201cHow embarrassing \u2013 he looks like a shitty husband. He went on the defence and tried to throw ME under the bus and make me look bad,\u201d she spits. \u201cThat\u2019s not a real man.\u201d<\/p>\n Joel\u2019s calm and respectful responses only highlight the imperfections of Juliette\u2019s claims. <\/p>\n \u201cDo you have to put me down and devalue me in front of everyone?\u201d he inquires. <\/p>\n MORE: Ch9\u2019s $30k MAFS deal\u2019s shock Kyle, Albo link<\/a><\/p>\n With Joel defending himself, Juliette escalates. <\/p>\n \u201cHe\u2019s giving \u2018loser\u2019,\u201d she announces, deploying what she clearly believes is devastating Gen Z slang. <\/p>\n Then she brings up the teddy bear \u2013 the stuffed toy Joel brought with him on the experiment which we speculate was another stunt to get the internet talking about him. <\/p>\n This is when Juliette delivers her main character moment and goes for a slam dunk that she believes will end with the crowd madly cheering and hoisting her up into the air.<\/p>\n \u201cI actually like the teddy more than I like Joel. Teddy\u2019s not a c**t to me like Joel is,\u201d she states. <\/p>\n Well, of course the teddy\u2019s not. If he was, the store would be called Toys R C**ts. <\/p>\n The room goes silent. The experts \u2013 watching it all unfold on CCTV in the basement \u2013 gasp.<\/p>\n \u201cOh my god. Did she just say that? So disrespectful,\u201d expert Mel Schilling sighs. <\/p>\n \u201cI am absolutely disgusted with this behaviour,\u201d John Aiken concurs. <\/p>\n It\u2019s unbelievable. This is what you get for marching to the beat of your own dildo drum. <\/p>\n Facebook: @hellojamesweir<\/a><\/p>\n