{"id":339696,"date":"2026-03-15T00:10:11","date_gmt":"2026-03-15T00:10:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/339696\/"},"modified":"2026-03-15T00:10:11","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T00:10:11","slug":"the-one-movie-conan-obrien-says-absolutely-wont-be-roasted-during-the-oscars-because-all-the-jokes-stink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/339696\/","title":{"rendered":"The One Movie Conan O&#8217;Brien Says Absolutely Won&#8217;t Be Roasted During The Oscars (Because All The Jokes Stink)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">When you buy through links on our articles, Future and its syndication partners may earn a commission.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\" Conan O'Brien poses alongside an Oscar statuette for the 98th Academy Awards. \" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/383635d216fbf88efd9457b139bdf4ee.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Credit: Disney\/Mark Seliger<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">I don\u2019t know about you, but I\u2019m <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/movies\/articles\/m-getting-pumped-conan-o-181021348.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:pumped to watch Conan O\u2019Brien return to the Oscars;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;pumped to watch Conan O\u2019Brien return to the Oscars&quot;}\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">pumped to watch Conan O\u2019Brien return to the Oscars<\/a> tomorrow. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/had-fun-conan-obriens-oscars-010309418.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:He had one of the funniest Oscars openers;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;He had one of the funniest Oscars openers&quot;}\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">He had one of the funniest Oscars openers<\/a> last year when he poked fun at nominees like The Substance, The Brutalist, Conclave, and more. While you better believe he will be joking about the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/movies\/articles\/98th-academy-awards-full-list-131433423.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:98th Academy Award nominees;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;98th Academy Award nominees&quot;}\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">98th Academy Award nominees<\/a>, he did reveal the one nominated film that won\u2019t be roasted (because all the jokes stink).<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">It\u2019s clear that Conan O\u2019Brien doesn\u2019t want any of his jokes to bomb while hosting the Oscars. In fact, the comedian <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/movies\/articles\/conan-o-brien-absolutely-tries-203637933.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:has tried out his Academy Awards jokes at comedy clubs;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;has tried out his Academy Awards jokes at comedy clubs&quot;}\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">has tried out his Academy Awards jokes at comedy clubs<\/a> to be on the safe side. On <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=29sa4FH4Wdg\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Jimmy Kimmel Live;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;Jimmy Kimmel Live&quot;}\" class=\"link \">Jimmy Kimmel Live<\/a>, O\u2019Brien also got real about one Oscar-nominated flick where the jokes didn\u2019t fly for audiences. I can understand why this would be a movie that sits out of the ceremony&#8217;s jokes, as the host said:<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">There&#8217;s times there are certain areas we cannot crack. One of them is the movie Train Dreams. Can&#8217;t get a good joke for Train Dreams, which maybe means there is no good joke for Train Dreams.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">In the case of Train Dreams, I completely understand. The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/movies\/articles\/netflixs-train-dreams-overwhelmingly-sad-190300991.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:Netflix flick was overwhelmingly sad at times;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;Netflix flick was overwhelmingly sad at times&quot;}\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Netflix flick was overwhelmingly sad at times<\/a> as we see a quiet railroad worker suffer loss, loneliness, and regret in the early 1900s. It would be incredibly hard to try to land a joke about these tragic yet relatable themes that didn&#8217;t feel out of place or insensitive. As there are no over-the-top characters or any meme-worthy scenes, it\u2019s probably best that humor isn\u2019t forced on such a beautiful, meditative movie like Train Dreams.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Joel Edgerton as Robert in Train Dreams, walking in a logging camp\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/4413bf953066e8f4a7af99e28d4da56d.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Credit: Netflix<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Conan O\u2019Brien was able to make fun of serious dramas at last year\u2019s Oscars, like The Brutalist\u2019s long runtime or Dune: Part Two\u2019s rather confusing plot. As for Train Dreams,  the late-night host admitted there\u2019s\u2026 really nothing to mock about it. He humorously explained that his writers\u2019 jokes for that movie weren\u2019t hitting the mark, and where the real blame falls:<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">I think my writers, and they write a lot of jokes and they keep going out and I&#8217;m trying them out. I think they&#8217;ve written 5,000 jokes on Train Dreams. Not one of them is any good. And these are very good writers. So, I blame Train Dreams. I think it&#8217;s the fault of the movie.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">While it&#8217;s certainly possible for great jokes to be written about very serious and sincere topics, sometimes it&#8217;s simply not possible. That seems to be the case for Train Drams, which makes sense, seeing as the entire movie is simply about a quiet man&#8217;s life of painstaking hardship. In cases like this, it\u2019s best not to force a punchline.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Well, after all of the jokes Conan O\u2019Brien tried for Train Dreams stunk, don\u2019t expect the Oscar-nominated flick to be roasted at the ceremony. Although maybe a joke that could be made about this Joel Edgerton-led flick is that\u2026no jokes could be made about it, no matter how hard they tried.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">If you\u2019re curious what makes the film un-roastable, you can watch Train Dreams with a <a href=\"https:\/\/tech.yahoo.com\/streaming\/articles\/netflix-subscription-plans-price-included-174717448.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:Netflix subscription;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;Netflix subscription&quot;}\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Netflix subscription<\/a>. Then, don\u2019t forget to watch O\u2019Brien host the 98th Academy Awards on ABC or with a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/subscribing-hulu-price-included-everything-203141919.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:Hulu subscription;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" data-yga=\"{&quot;yLinkElement&quot;:&quot;context_link&quot;,&quot;yModuleName&quot;:&quot;content-canvas&quot;,&quot;yLinkText&quot;:&quot;Hulu subscription&quot;}\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Hulu subscription<\/a> at 7 p.m. ET\/4 p.m. PT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"When you buy through links on our articles, Future and its syndication partners may earn a commission. 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