Unless you\u2019re betting big against the economy on Polymarket, there\u2019s no margin to watching Trump\u2019s live speeches. Their delivery is always the same: a blend of Truth Social posts he\u2019s already written and lines he has never seen before. But this one \u2014 about war, blood and victory \u2014 merited special attention, because it allowed us to watch Trump assume his final form as universal shorthand for the worst of his people.<\/p>\n
The speech was at turns hysterically, unwittingly funny and simply horrific. He couldn\u2019t pronounce the name \u201cQassim Suleimani\u201d even as he bragged about killing him, as if he (very likely) hadn\u2019t seen it in five years and had (very likely) stopped caring about it four years and 364 days ago. Still, he couldn\u2019t help himself. He immediately ad-libbed lies about the threat Suleimani posed to make the boast he\u2019d just flubbed even bigger.\u00a0He was clearly overmatched by the material\u2019s requirements of normal human speech patterns and the English language.<\/p>\n
Trump cloaked himself in the solemnity of grave purpose \u2014 the killing of other people \u2014 only to give us the crushing banality of \u201cOperation Epic Fury\u201d coupled with the self-congratulation of making it a speed run so far. As his gooning Cabinet would have it, this is our highest self-conception: atrocity dubbed with ancient internet-baiting reference, like renaming our mission in Afghanistan \u201cOperation FTW, Good Sir\u201d in 2008. Mirthless satisfaction seemed to creep over his face when he said of the former leadership of Iran, \u201cThey\u2019re all dead.\u201d He pointed his finger at the prospect of \u201cthe most violent and thuggish regime on Earth \u2026 free to carry out their campaigns of terror, coercion, conquest and mass murder from behind a nuclear shield\u201d without realizing he was talking into a mirror.<\/p>\n
To anyone beyond our borders, Donald Trump will be president until we show that he is not.<\/p>\n
It was at once perfectly himself and perfectly the America that we have force-projected onto the world: the munificent, flailing protector that has arrogated to itself the right to inflict righteous vengeance on any and all, on any and all grounds. You could hear echoes of the country that hasn\u2019t won a major fight in 81 years in every invocation of \u201cswift, decisive, overwhelming victories,\u201d nuclear sites \u201ctotally obliterated,\u201d a navy and air force that are \u201cgone\u201d and missiles that are \u201cjust about used up or beaten.\u201d Which is why we just need a few more weeks, maybe months, to get the already-done job done.<\/p>\n
The guy who vowed not to get into stupid wars like Iraq \u2014 where he would have taken the oil \u2014 explained that in this stupid war, we\u2019ll skip the oil part, because we don\u2019t need it anyway. (We can sell our supply to our allies, which won\u2019t raise prices.) The war that\u2019s already over will be over soon, which is why we need no help, even though it\u2019s the responsibility of our erstwhile allies to open the Strait of Hormuz. \u201cThey must cherish it,\u201d he said of the strait. \u201cThey must grab it and cherish it. They can do it easily.\u201d When they do, when the conflict is over, \u201cthe strait will open up naturally. It will just open up naturally.\u201d It\u2019ll be like telling Georgia O\u2019Keeffe to paint OPEC. He once again cited a phantom $18 trillion investment as proof of the strongest economy and \u201chottest country\u201d in history (file not found), which is \u201cgoing through it right now\u201d despite never being better prepared to go through it. People are also getting huge imaginary tax refunds.\u00a0<\/p>\n The final result of all this may have been the cementing of a new symbol of America as a country and an idea \u2014 one more enduring than the meanest caricature of Uncle Sam. Synonymizing an entire people with one character isn\u2019t fair, of course, but everyone knows the mime is French. Only 40 of England\u2019s 59 million people dress up like Beefeaters, but \u201cthat\u2019s England.\u201d For more than 80 years now, we\u2019ve been able to guess \u201cGermany\u201d at charades by putting two fingers above our lip and making a stiff salute with our right arm. (Like Elon Musk<\/a>, but whatever.) On Wednesday night, Trump\u2019s fat face, puckering mouth, dainty hands and tiptoeing li\u2019l boy voice and phlegmy growl became our new global cartoon. That\u2019s all we get: The ass-ignorant jackass who proclaims his genius and whose brain is being eaten by worms. The bully who can\u2019t stop whining about how afraid and mistreated he is. The punisher who demands his victims\u2019 gratitude. The guy who gloats \u201cSCOREBOARD!\u201d in the first quarter and tries to leave at the end of the third, down three touchdowns. The guy wrapping the flag of liberty around the billy club so the crack isn\u2019t as loud when it hits bone. The popular guy with no friends. The dealmaker with no leverage. The business genius shooting holes in both his pockets, pointing at the coins falling to the ground and telling you it\u2019s raining money.<\/p>\n This is us, until we say it isn\u2019t. To anyone beyond our borders, Donald Trump will be president until we show that he is not. It only takes a handful of members of Congress. We can start and finish in a day. We should. It will take a long time \u2014 possibly 80 years or more \u2014 before anyone actually believes it.<\/p>\n Jeb\u00a0Lund\u00a0is a former political reporter and columnist for Rolling Stone, The Guardian and Gawker, and a contributor to Esquire, GQ, The New Republic, Vice and The Washington Post, amongst others. He currently produces and co-hosts the Hallmark movies podcast\u00a0It\u2019s<\/a>\u00a0Christmastown<\/a>\u00a0and the Dennis Quaid career retrospective\u00a0Quaid in Full<\/a>. You can follow him on\u00a0BlueSky<\/a>.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/donald-trump-politician-government-backgrounds-textures-6cc6aa1.jpg\")
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