{"id":455563,"date":"2026-05-23T03:16:07","date_gmt":"2026-05-23T03:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/455563\/"},"modified":"2026-05-23T03:16:07","modified_gmt":"2026-05-23T03:16:07","slug":"half-life-alyx-is-convincing-me-i-dont-have-the-knees-for-vr-gaming-or-perhaps-i-should-stop-cowering-behind-cars-quite-so-often","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/455563\/","title":{"rendered":"Half-Life: Alyx is convincing me I don&#8217;t have the knees for VR gaming, or perhaps I should stop cowering behind cars quite so often"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I don&#8217;t have the best knees. My body informed me of this during a drunken dance-off in a Leeds night club when one of them popped out of place and tore a line through the back of my knee cap. It told me again a year later when I did the same thing playing frisbee. And a third time when I slipped on some grass while walking Jeremy Peel&#8217;s dog on a rainy day. Put kindly, they&#8217;re shoddy.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, I&#8217;m developing a whole new appreciation for their shoddiness while playing through <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rockpapershotgun.com\/games\/half-life-alyx\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Half-Life: Alyx<\/a>, Valve&#8217;s VR spin on City 17.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had an on-again off-again relationship with VR headsets since the days of the Oculus Rift. I&#8217;m both fascinated by the tech and the experience of being within a virtual environment, but often running up against the discomfort of wearing a headset for a long period of time over a pair of thick glasses. As such, I&#8217;ll take the headset out for a few weeks at a time before putting it away for a year or more when the fun of the games starts being outweighed by the awkward sight of the blotchy red outline of the headset cushion on my forehead.<\/p>\n<p>With my partner away for a month and no one to point out how silly I look playing an invisible drum kit in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rockpapershotgun.com\/games\/beat-saber\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Beat Saber<\/a>, I&#8217;ve had my Meta Quest 2 out of its box for the first time in a couple of years. I wish I had taken it out sooner; I hadn&#8217;t realised how incredible Steam Link streaming for the Quest 2 would be.<\/p>\n<p>The last time I had the headset out, I started playing Half-Life: Alyx but gave up after 30 minutes because I had to run a USB-C cable from the headset to my desktop. Turning around to gape at City 17&#8217;s Eastern European brutalist architecture saw me wrapped up in wires. Now, I can have the game running on my desktop and stream it to my headset in the next room. I don&#8217;t want to sound like I&#8217;m overstating this, but it&#8217;s a genuine marvel and I hadn&#8217;t thought the functionality of the headset would drastically improve within its lifetime. I tip my headset to the engineers at Valve.<\/p>\n<p>Now, back to the failings of my biological hardware.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A Combine in an orange suit hangs from the ceiling over a hole in the floor while another approaches with a head crab attached in Half-Life: Alyx\" data-autosize=\"crop_lossy\" data-lightbox=\"\" data-uri=\"half-life-alyx-zombies.jpg\" height=\"1080\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1.7777777777777777\" width=\"1920\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun\/Valve<\/p>\n<p>In that first hour of Half-Life: Alyx, I only faced head crabs and zombie threats. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, they were terrifying, but as they&#8217;re more swipe-y enemies than shoot-y ones, I didn&#8217;t need to take cover at any point.<\/p>\n<p>Freed of the USB-C cable and progressing through the story at a steady clip, I&#8217;ve now started coming up against the Combine, City 17&#8217;s fascist stormtroopers. The first time I got into a firefight, the two soldiers I faced riddled me with bullets, sending me back to my last save file. I&#8217;m an okay shot, but I couldn&#8217;t work out how I was supposed to withstand their fire long enough to take out both troopers. When I realised I had been standing in the open like I was shooting cans at a carnival with a BB gun I genuinely put my hand to my forehead (forgetting I was wearing a VR headset and hitting myself with the controller).<\/p>\n<p>I would need to physically duck down behind cover if I wanted to avoid being shot.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"The player holds their hands up as Combine aim guns at them in Half-Life: Alyx\" data-autosize=\"crop_lossy\" data-lightbox=\"\" data-uri=\"half-life-alyx-combine-elevator-2160p.jpg\" height=\"2160\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1.7777777777777777\" width=\"3840\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Image credit: Valve<\/p>\n<p>I reloaded and went back into the fight. Squatting down behind a low wall, I could peek up and take potshots from relative safety. After I heard <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=r-YOIIrVJE0\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the telltale whine and static of the Combine soldiers&#8217; radios going dead<\/a>, I went to stand up and felt the aching protest of my joints. I went into the next fight, squatted again, now noticing the sore ache. Next fight. More pain.<\/p>\n<p>Going by chapter count, I&#8217;m now just over halfway through the campaign and my knees are aching outside of the game. Nothing&#8217;s popped yet, but I&#8217;ve had to develop new battle tactics, particularly when I find myself in a tough firefight. For a while, I could just sit down on the floor, but getting up after each battle was murder, so now I&#8217;ve got a fold out chair off the side of my play space. I plonk myself behind a car or a low wall, blindly reach for the chair, sit down and duck low in my seat when I need to hide. If the Combine knew they were being cut to shribbons by someone sitting on a Habitat foldout chair they would be ashamed of themselves.<\/p>\n<p>Half-Life: Alyx itself is a marvellous game and I will push through to the end (and hopefully before my partner sees me sat in the living room, hiding low and trying to toss a grenade over an invisible car bonnet). All I ask of Valve is that for their next one, they potentially put an octogenarian in the lead role.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rockpapershotgun.com\/games\/half-life\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Half-Life<\/a>: Dr Kleiner, anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I know I don&#8217;t have the best knees. 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