Anyway, that\u2019s enough from me. The Lemsip is wearing off and I\u2019m feeling all woozy again. A good episode of the Traitors! A nice below the line community! Another liveblog tomorrow at 8pm! A one in three chance that James Blunt will be murdered (in the context of this television programme)! What a time to be alive. See you all back here tomorrow.<\/p>\n
Share<\/a><\/p>\n Some good theorising in the comments at the moment. And when I say \u2018good\u2019 I mean \u2018people are agreeing with me about James Blunt being next to die\u2019.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n And that\u2019s the end of the episode. This was much more like it, wasn\u2019t it? Two banishments, a recruitment and the possible murder of James Blunt? Be still my beating heart.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n This time, James advocates murdering James Blunt. And yes please just do that roll credits bey everyone.<\/p>\n Maya suggests murdering Bash, purely because he\u2019s the only one who suspects her. And also Bella because they\u2019re very smart. One of these people will be dead when tomorrow\u2019s episode begins. James Blunt please.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Everyone buggers off to the airport Marriott, except the traitors who get to murder someone.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n But Miranda is onto Hannah! It\u2019s a war of the nice English ladies that Waitrose shoppers quite like!<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Myha\u2019la tells everyone that she was a faithful, and everyone grabs their mouths in shock. This is their first defeat, and even Julie admits that she went power mad.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n So that\u2019s that. The group coalesced pretty quickly around Myha\u2019la as a suspect, which is unfortunate for a show which traditionally tends to vote out non-white contestants pretty early. But that\u2019s a conversation for literally every opinion piece you will read for the next week.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Jerry votes MAHALA (her spelling) (See how she\u2019s wrong about everything?)<\/p>\n Rob votes MYHA’LA<\/p>\n Other people vote for other people. I can\u2019t keep up. But it looks like Myha\u2019la is out.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Votes:<\/p>\n Kenny votes JERRY<\/p>\n Maya votes JERRY. Jerry pulls a hell of a face.<\/p>\n Miranda votes MYHA\u2019LA<\/p>\n Joanne votes JERRY<\/p>\n Sharon votes MYHA\u2019LA<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Myha\u2019la and Hannah are now arguing about what happened during the mission. Hannah does some fairly expert gaslighting, making it look like Myha\u2019la didn;t need a shield, because she\u2019s a traitor.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Joanne, an alien from Planet Wrong, says that Jerry is a traitor, wrongly. And now everyone else is piling on too.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n James Acaster goes next, pointing at Michael Sheen for such a spurious reason that I can\u2019t even be bothered to type it out. Michael, in response, says nothing much. But he says it with such charisma.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Bella speaks next. They suspect Myha\u2019la, but then Joanne (WRONGOWRONGGYWRONG) decides that Bella is being weird. Julie guns for Myha\u2019la too.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Here we go. Myha\u2019la begins, knowing that the heat is on her. Miranda guns for her before she can properly defend herself. This is exciting, not least because I want to see where everyone puts the apostrophe on their little blackboards.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Now for another round table. There are 15 minutes left here. Surely this won\u2019t just peter out like Friday\u2019s one.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Back to the castle for a buffet and some conspiracy theorising. Rob says he doesn\u2019t know what\u2019s going on. Joanne (ALWAYS WRONG) suspects Jerry (ALSO ALWAYS WRONG), and Miranda backs her up just to stop this whole thing from tuning into a concentrated whirlpool of wrongness.<\/p>\n