Recap time: Jerry holds a glass. Joanne holds a glass. The money next tot he round table still looks a bit like it\u2019s made of chocolate. Joe Lycett jumps in a bear trap of his own construction. The traitors get told to make someone yawn. Let\u2019s go.<\/p>\n
Share<\/a><\/p>\n Now that EastEnders has ended (tonight\u2019s cliffhanger: Max Branning makes a brief telephone call), it is time for episode seven of The Celebrity Traitors to begin.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n And of course, on Friday we said goodbye to dear old Joe Lycett. And in retrospect, he might have had the most interesting trajectory of anyone on the entire show. You will remember that basically his first act in the castle was to provoke Richard E Grant into admitting that he was a traitor, prompting one of the greatest unforced errors in the show\u2019s history. And then, a few episodes later, he told everyone that he wanted to be recruited. And then, when he wasn\u2019t recruited, everyone assumed that he had been recruited anyway and banished him. If anything, this was an even greater unforced error than Grant\u2019s. What a confounding man you are, Joe Lycett.<\/p>\n Share<\/a><\/p>\n Before the show starts, let\u2019s have a look at where we all are.<\/p>\n Maya Jama \u2013 TRAITOR. Currently trying to make Jerry Hall yawn, by performing a number of unconvincing stage yawns.<\/p>\n James Acaster \u2013 TRAITOR. Currently trying to make Ross Kemp yawn, by performing a number of unconvincing stage yawns.<\/p>\n King Kenny \u2013 TRAITOR. Legged it, and has no part to play in the yawning game, the coward.<\/p>\n Jerry Hall \u2013 FAITHFUL. Currently looking at Maya Jama the same way you watch a bird that somehow flew into a shopping centre.<\/p>\n Ross Kemp \u2013 FAITHFUL. Currently flicking his eyes back and forth between James and Maya, like he\u2019s on the precipice of bringing the whole game tumbling down.<\/p>\n Miranda Hart \u2013 FAITHFUL. In some sort of berserk post-round table delirium, currently thrusting her hips about and calling herself Big Mix. This might be significant.<\/p>\n Leigh-Anne Pinnock \u2013 FAITHFUL. Currently doing the same thing as Miranda Hart. Probably not as significant, to be honest.<\/p>\n The Celebrity Traitors S2 Maya Jama, James Blunt & Leigh-Anne Pinnock Photograph: PHOTOGRAPHER:\/CREDIT LINE:BBC\/Studio Lambert\/Euan Cherry<\/p>\n Romesh Ranganathan \u2013 FAITHFUL. Still lost and lonely without Rob Beckett around. Might be good in a crisis, though.<\/p>\n Michael Sheen \u2013 FAITHFUL. He has been appointed the dad of the castle. Not because he\u2019s very authoritative, but because he\u2019s got a big old beard.<\/p>\n Sebastian Croft \u2013 FAITHFUL. Starting to sniff around the edges of the game.<\/p>\n Sharon Rooney \u2013 FAITHFUL. Still not in this enough for my liking.<\/p>\n Joanne McNally \u2013 FAITHFUL. Still perpetually wrong about all she sees. Essentially a hand grenade in human form.<\/p>\n James Blunt \u2013 FAITHFUL. Still around.<\/p>\n