{"id":77614,"date":"2025-10-16T04:02:07","date_gmt":"2025-10-16T04:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/77614\/"},"modified":"2025-10-16T04:02:07","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T04:02:07","slug":"south-park-returns-to-roast-peter-thiel-set-up-cartman-vs-antichrist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/77614\/","title":{"rendered":"South Park Returns to Roast Peter Thiel, Set Up Cartman vs. Antichrist"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tSouth Park<\/a> returned Wednesday after a three-week hiatus and left us with the terrifying prospect of Eric Cartman being the only human to save us from the Antichrist.<\/p>\n

\n\tFor reasons unexplained, the episode is listed as season 28, episode one \u2014 not the sixth episode of the 27th season. Perhaps it\u2019s a contract issue with Paramount and South Park Studios, but it doesn\u2019t seem to have much to do with the plot, which carries on where it left off.<\/p>\n

\n\tThis week at South Park Elementary, the \u201c6-7\u201d meme is in full force and driving the parents and teachers mad. For the uninitiated, under-14s have been saying \u201c6-7\u201d when they don\u2019t know the answer, as a fill-in phrase, or for reasons they and we will never know. The genesis of the meme comes from the song \u201cDoot Doot,\u201d by rapper Skrilla in December 2024, and for some reason, it just took off. Eventually, obsession over the joke drives Cartman to puke incessantly. Or is he possessed?<\/p>\n

\n\tMeanwhile, tech guru Peter Thiel enters the story, plotting with J.D. Vance to thwart the birth of the Antichrist, i.e., Donald Trump<\/a> and Satan\u2019s baby. Thiel gets Trump to head to Planned Parenthood to try to sneakily ask a doctor to perform an abortion on Satan, but it is rebuffed by the doctor, who tells him that he\u2019ll need someone with expertise on the Antichrist. Enter Thiel, who marches into South Park Elementary and lays down the law with the faculty about the possible cult the kids are obsessed over.<\/p>\n

\n\tBack at the A-story, Cartman is at the doctor\u2019s office, too, undergoing a full-body scan to determine the cause of his health crisis. But the puke keeps coming and it appears they will need to seek outside help.<\/p>\n

\n\tThiel, having commandeered the school\u2019s security system, downloads all student data and begins to observe and report. Cameras across the school are watching the kids, as the staff is seeking to find more leads on what is going on with this \u201c6-7\u201d business.<\/p>\n

\n\tAlso added into the jam-packed episode is a plotline with Jesus trying to reconcile with modern Christianity and going on a double date with PC Principal; his date is a piece of work named Peggy Rockbottom. It doesn\u2019t go well. Back at school, Thiel dubs Jesus a \u201cNosey Nancy\u201d when he protests the surveillance and is quickly removed by PC Principal; in the gym, he laments the state of affairs with the sporty school leader, who asks him, point-blank, if he is gay.<\/p>\n

\n\tTrump gags continue throughout the episode: if his sphincter isn\u2019t on full display at Planned Parenthood, he is in bed with Satan, but rebuffed and masturbating\u2026 with chopsticks.<\/p>\n

\n\tThe plot thickens as Vance and Thiel\u2019s partnership is revealed as a scheme to obtain all of the world\u2019s data. But he must sort out this Antichrist business, so Thiel heads to the Cartman residence in a sharp homage to The Exorcist. Oh, and he got there in an Uber. It took him around six or seven minutes. After he spends time with Cartman, Thiel concludes that he may be the only hope we have to stop the Antichrist.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cWe have to unlock the secrets he holds, no matter what it takes,\u201d he declares. Uh-oh.<\/p>\n

\n\tBack at the Cheesecake Factory, Jesus is back on a double date with Peggy Rockbottom and PC Principal, but just can\u2019t take it, and the warped sense of Christianity that seems to have taken hold across America.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cYou need to bully people and you\u2019re using the Bible to do it, \u201d he tells PC Principal, as he tries to kick his ass. Jesus then heads out into the suburban sprawl and contemplates life on earth in 2025. He then turns around, walks into \u201cthe Factory,\u201d stares down PC Principal and pulls Ms. Rockbottom out of her chair and back to his place. He\u2019s going full bro.<\/p>\n

\n\tThe two-parter should conclude in two weeks.<\/p>\n

\n\tWednesday night\u2019s episode is the sixth of the ratings-smashing 27th season<\/a> of South Park, which debuted on Comedy Central in 1997. Additional new episodes of the latest season will air on Oct. 29, Nov. 12, Nov. 26 and Dec. 10, according to Comedy Central.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"South Park returned Wednesday after a three-week hiatus and left us with the terrifying prospect of Eric Cartman…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":76854,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[54,146,85,46,29542],"class_list":{"0":"post-77614","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-entertainment","8":"tag-donald-trump","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-il","11":"tag-israel","12":"tag-south-park"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77614\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}