{"id":95878,"date":"2025-10-24T17:10:16","date_gmt":"2025-10-24T17:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/95878\/"},"modified":"2025-10-24T17:10:16","modified_gmt":"2025-10-24T17:10:16","slug":"sabrina-carpenter-looking-for-tall-plain-boyfriend-in-cut-snl-bit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/il\/95878\/","title":{"rendered":"Sabrina Carpenter Looking For ‘Tall, Plain Boyfriend’ in Cut ‘SNL’ Bit"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tSabrina Carpenter<\/a> is a tidy 5\u2032 tall. Which might explain why she\u2019s looking for a sky high king in a sketch that got cut from her hosting\/performing stint on Saturday Night Live<\/a> last weekend. The \u201cTall, Plain Boyfriend\u201d bit starts out with Carpenter on a date with new cast member Jeremy Culhane, who is just boring her to tears with his dumb stories.<\/p>\n

\n\tAfter faking a laugh, Carpenter looks to camera and admits, \u201cDating can be tough. Some guys try to hard to be funny or interesting. Especially the little ones.\u201d Cut to Culhane doing lame bits with chopsticks as walrus teeth.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cIt feels like they\u2019re doing the most. But sometimes, you just want less. So that\u2019s why I switched to Tall, Plain Boyfriend,\u201d she says with a smile, walking over to a towering box, whose cover she removes to reveal vanilla vision Ben Marshall, who recently got bumped up from his gig as part of the Please Don\u2019t Destroy digital short trio to featured cast member.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cNo drama, no personality, just a long body with hair on head,\u201d she says. \u201cAll the girlies will be jealous.\u201d Asked what he does for a living, Carpenter brags that her beloved tall stack is \u201c6\u20195\u2033\u201d and that\u2019s all he needs to do. As for where he grew up, well, see previous. His name? Who cares, did she mention that he\u2019s 6\u20195\u2033?<\/p>\n

\n\tThe best part? Tall, Plain Boyfriend comes with some of the best \u201clukewarm\u201d takes about everything. Sleeping? \u201cFeels so good when you\u2019re tired.\u201d Life? It\u2019s crazy, but \u201cdogs are so fun,\u201d right? And you know it, opening presents on Christmas is, like, \u201cthe best!\u201d<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cBecause if you need a deep conversation, b\u2013ch, listen to a podcast!,\u201d Carpenter advises as she cuts to other satisfied girlfriends whose boyfriends don\u2019t even know what they do. \u201cDoes Tall, Plain Boyfriend have a perfect face?\u201d Carpenter wonders of the partner who comes pre-loaded with bland empathetic phrases like \u201cthat sucks!\u201d and \u201cthat\u2019s crazy\u201d and, of course, \u201cthat\u2019s crazy how much that sucks. \u201cGirl, I can barely see up there! That\u2019s none of my business,\u201d she enthuses.<\/p>\n

\n\t\u201cHe might not make you laugh or think, but he will make you feel tiny,\u201d Carpenter promises..<\/p>\n

\n\tCarpenter had a full night last Saturday<\/a>, performing her Billboard Hot 100 chart-topping Man\u2019s Best Friend single \u201cManchild\u201d on a bedroom set wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and pink SNL underwear. She returned later in a bedazzled karate gi and black belt for a dojo-themed performance of \u201cNobody\u2019s Son,\u201d during which she dropped two f-bombs live on air while breaking boards and taking out fellow black belts. <\/p>\n

\n\tHer first hosting gig \u2014\u00a0she was previously the musical guest in May 2024 \u2014\u00a0 also included some memorable sketches, including \u201cGirlboss Seminar,\u201d a cold open featuring new fan favorite \u201cDomingo,\u201d the school dance \u201cGrind Song\u201d short and the NSFW \u201cShop TV: Pillow\u201d sketch about a way-too anatomically correct neck pillow.<\/p>\n

\n\tWatch \u201cTall, Plain Boyfriend\u201d here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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