The Wizarding World is taking on “Heated Rivalry.”
On this week’s “Saturday Night Live,” host Finn Wolfhard starred as Harry Potter in a sketch mocking the new HBO series adaptation of the fantasy novels. But in this version, thanks to being “hastily rewritten after the success of a certain other HBO show,” Harry quickly becomes enamored with Ron (Ben Marshall), and the show is renamed “Heated Wizardry.” It’s also said to be “the first series written entirely by girls who wear tails.”
Of course, wand and broom puns and innuendo arrive quickly, as “the only thing hotter than hockey is Quidditch.” After seeing Harry and Ron’s meet-cute, Harry is spotted flying away from Ron on the Quidditch pitch without any bottoms, and more sexy Hogwarts shenanigans take place. Of course, there’s a scene with the boys getting intimate under the Cloak of Invisibility! Luckily, according to the voiceover,…