If I’ve learned anything from watching Bryan Bertino movies it’s that I should never, ever open my door. For anybody. Sorry, trick ‘r treaters, you’ll have to ply your trade elsewhere. Sorry, pizza delivery person, I’m not falling for that old gag. Sorry, Publisher’s Clearing House, I don’t need a million dollars that badly … Wait! No! I was kidding! It was just an opening paragraph gag, I… aw, dang it. Thanks, Bryan Bertino. Thanks a bunch.
Well, I just lost a million dollars and I’m feeling blue, so let’s talk about “Vicious,” Bertino’s latest horror movie about being blue, which also presumably cost some money.