🇺🇸 Nicolas Cage woke up to find Malibu trying to steal his house.

A sinkhole started opening outside his home; Neighbors thought, eh, probably fixable.

Then all hell broke loose.

By yesterday, the driveway had basically rage-quit and collapsed into a 30-by-30-foot crater.… pic.twitter.com/S67f7E8CXQ

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) September 9, 2026