{"id":165635,"date":"2025-12-03T07:19:14","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T07:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/165635\/"},"modified":"2025-12-03T07:19:14","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T07:19:14","slug":"finally-something-we-can-all-agree-on-canterbury-shorts-are-great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/165635\/","title":{"rendered":"Finally, something we can all agree on: Canterbury shorts are great"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In praise of our national uniform.<\/p>\n<p>This country disagrees about a lot of things: <a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/the-bulletin\/02-12-2025\/will-ratepayers-come-to-regret-having-their-rates-capped\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">rates<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/politics\/26-11-2025\/why-regional-councils-will-cease-to-exist-and-what-comes-next\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">regional councils<\/a> and whether <a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/society\/02-12-2025\/one-mans-search-for-meaning-and-free-stuff-at-an-ikea-housewarming-party\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Ikea<\/a> will be a net positive for the nation. Our economic recovery has been more uneven than the All Blacks\u2019 2025 season, but we\u2019ve reached December in a year billed as \u201csurvive to through 2025\u201d and as green shoots (reportedly) emerge, so do our legs.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Canterbury shorts are cropping up across the motu. They can be found in small, rural towns grappling with industrial decline and <a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/business\/06-10-2025\/a-bleak-brief-round-up-of-10-years-of-factory-closures-in-new-zealand\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">factory closures<\/a>; they\u2019re worn by teenagers who attend private schools armed with cutting-edge sports equipment and upward mobility; there were some ambling down New North Road recently to <a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/pop-culture\/19-11-2025\/happy-metallica-in-auckland-day-to-all-who-celebrate-especially-my-husband\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">see Metallica<\/a> (they\u2019ll withstand even the hardest mosh pit and keep you cool).<\/p>\n<p>A common sight year round (shorts in summer being a national pastime), they\u2019re one of a handful of garments people point to when asked to define \u201cthe Kiwi look\u201d, but that\u2019s due to more than just popularity. They\u2019ve earned a bit of cultural and social significance since they began freeing the nation\u2019s thighs. Since then they\u2019ve become a national uniform, quite literally.<\/p>\n<p>The All Blacks wore them until 1999 (when Adidas won the uniform contract from Canterbury) and many club and school-level teams still do. As such they\u2019ve come to represent national values of physicality and practicality. Cotton drill rugby shorts are in many ways the antithesis of state-of-the-art, moisture-wicking performance wear and speak to a time before efficiency and professionalism. Nostalgia is a powerful thing; many brands would kill for the good will and cultural significance Canterbury has earned in its 120 years.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"New Zealand men wearing Canterbury's distinctive two-tone Harlequin shorts\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"responsive\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;bottom:0;right:0;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0;border:none;margin:auto;display:block;width:0;height:0;min-width:100%;max-width:100%;min-height:100%;max-height:100%\"\/>Portraits photographed by Tom Gould for Canterbury. (Images: Canterburyautwta.com, @tom_gould)<\/p>\n<p>The best shorts make this passage of time clearly legible; the more faded and worn in they are the better. Ideally these qualities should be earned, but if you\u2019re not phased by suggestions of stolen valour then plenty can be found secondhand. There are so many on Trade Me and Facebook Marketplace, photographed against floors, closet doors and duvets around the country.<\/p>\n<p>Underneath all that cachet you\u2019ll find what\u2019s still a pretty solid garment. Durably made, they can withstand most kinds of activities. The standard fit isn\u2019t too tight and doesn\u2019t cling, giving you room to move, while sizing goes up to 6XL. The most classic of Canterbury shorts are still made from 100% cotton drill with flat felled seams, feature a three-inch inseam and \u2013 still! \u2013 have pockets. The brand\u2019s familiar \u201charlequin\u201d design comes in more colourways than you\u2019d expect for 2025, even fuchsia. All feature that familiar, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/society\/16-12-2016\/where-were-you-when-you-discovered-the-mind-blowing-truth-about-the-canterbury-logo-a-special-spinoff-investigation?utm_medium=Social&amp;utm_source=Facebook&amp;fbclid=IwAR2k-N0T-9t27li4qCgqamL7vhe44Ts-lFzfwzUu8XNB6Z92dIzZmNosgAs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">mind-blowing<\/a>\u201d logo.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"All Black Tana Umaga heads for the tryline as Norm Maxwell skips over the beaten French defence during the test at Athletic Park, Saturday. The All Blacks won 547. (Photo by Phil Walter\/Getty Images)\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"responsive\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;bottom:0;right:0;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0;border:none;margin:auto;display:block;width:0;height:0;min-width:100%;max-width:100%;min-height:100%;max-height:100%\"\/>All Black Tana Umaga in Canterbury shorts in 1999 (Photo: Getty Images)<\/p>\n<p>Reliably for a nation accustomed to the sunsetting of <a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/kai\/03-05-2023\/bad-news-for-people-who-love-grapefruit-frujus\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">popular<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rnz.co.nz\/news\/national\/565660\/iconic-jaffas-to-be-discontinued-for-good-after-decline-in-sales\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">culturally<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/society\/22-11-2025\/its-a-currency-how-did-chocolate-fish-become-our-default-reward\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">significant<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/kai\/30-04-2021\/rip-pods-new-zealands-top-10-discontinued-confectionery-ranked?fbclid=IwAR1GGy5_abeGC5uyK7KTBy_NDbYcID-4WqFhjdfvQOWt4sZ4TKX9iKBdWfA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">consumer<\/a> goods, Canterbury\u2019s shorts design has stayed more or less the same since. The price hasn\u2019t varied too wildly either; a pair of drill shorts (now produced in China) costs $44.99. They were $26 in 1988 \u2013 the equivalent of $33.30 today when adjusted for inflation \u2013 while a pair of \u201cladies rugger shorts\u201d bought in 1986 would cost you $18.50 ($26.24 adjusted).<\/p>\n<p>This accessibility has earned them an egalitarian status, which appeals to New Zealand\u2019s fantasies of classlessness and equality. Everyone could and should have a pair of rugby shorts.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s the Canterbury option obviously (spiritually related to a brighter, bolder successor, the NRL variety) and more basic, logo-free varieties Postie and Warehouse call \u201crugger shorts\u201d. All fall into the more general category of \u201cstubbies\u201d \u2013 a genericisation of an Australian brand started in 1972. At a bare minimum, you\u2019ll want twill fabric, an elasticated waistband, and inseam measuring no more than six inches.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A Canterbury ad that ran in a December 1988 issue of The Press, Stubbies made by Bradmill NZ Lt.\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"responsive\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;bottom:0;right:0;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0;border:none;margin:auto;display:block;width:0;height:0;min-width:100%;max-width:100%;min-height:100%;max-height:100%\"\/>Short shorts have a lengthy history here.\u00a0 (Images: A Canterbury advertisement that ran in a December 1988 issue of The Press from Papers Past, Stubbies made by Bradmill NZ Ltd from the NZ Fashion Museum archive)<\/p>\n<p>I have had mine since I was a teenager. They\u2019re white, stained and have seen a lot \u2013 including fish innards. Still the first thing I reach for on summer weekends, a similar ritual likely happening in thousands of other homes at even a slight inkling of warm weather. They\u2019re easy, durable and make you look vaguely athletic.<\/p>\n<p>Alex Casey bought a faded old pink and orange pair for summer, due largely to the nostalgia factor. \u201cI had a couple of pairs of Canterbury shorts as a kid in the early 2000s (before girls got banned from wearing them at primary school because they were deemed too short),\u201d she explains. \u201cA while ago I saw Liz Stokes from The Beths wearing Canterbury shorts on stage in the States and I thought they were a cool and subtle patriotic nod, and felt kind of subversive to see them worn so far off the rugger field.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Musicians are mad for them. Princess Chelsea\u2019s bassist wore harlequin shorts on stage at the Aotearoa Music Awards in 2024, Hori Shaw obviously wears Canterbury shorts, and Marlon Williams wore unbranded black rugby shorts on the cover of his 2022 album My Boy in a tableau that\u2019s so \u201cKiwi\u201d you don\u2019t even need a logo.<\/p>\n<p>If there is, that can still divide the nation. <a href=\"https:\/\/thespinoff.co.nz\/society\/16-12-2016\/where-were-you-when-you-discovered-the-mind-blowing-truth-about-the-canterbury-logo-a-special-spinoff-investigation?utm_medium=Social&amp;utm_source=Facebook&amp;fbclid=IwAR2k-N0T-9t27li4qCgqamL7vhe44Ts-lFzfwzUu8XNB6Z92dIzZmNosgAs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Is it three Cs or a trio of kiwi<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"In praise of our national uniform. 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