{"id":167182,"date":"2025-12-04T04:48:07","date_gmt":"2025-12-04T04:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/167182\/"},"modified":"2025-12-04T04:48:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T04:48:07","slug":"raccoon-goes-on-liquor-binge-passes-out-in-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/167182\/","title":{"rendered":"Raccoon goes on liquor binge, passes out in toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>WASHINGTON, USA &#8211; The suspect in a break-in at a liquor store in the US state of Virginia left a trail of broken glass and ended in a drunken heap on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>But the perpetrator of this booze-fueled rampage was released without charge into the wild after a few hours&#8217; sleep to sober up.<\/p>\n<p>Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter reported Tuesday that a raccoon broke into the Ashland ABC Store over the Thanksgiving Holiday weekend.<\/p>\n<p>One of the shelter&#8217;s officers was called to the scene on Saturday morning and discovered the &#8220;suspect&#8221; had ransacked several shelves and passed out in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>Photos showed an aisle of the store littered with broken bottles, and the raccoon spread-eagled, face-down, beside the lavatory.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,&#8221; the shelter said in a Facebook post.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A good drunk always passes out near the toilet,&#8221; joked one Facebook commenter, Tom Wright.<\/p>\n<p>Raccoons, known for their dexterous paws, are native to North America. They are nocturnal and often rifle through garbage and other places as they scavenge for food. \u2014 Agence France-Presse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"WASHINGTON, USA &#8211; The suspect in a break-in at a liquor store in the US state of Virginia&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":167183,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[11926,111,139,69,92272,147,406],"class_list":{"0":"post-167182","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-wildlife","8":"tag-liquor","9":"tag-new-zealand","10":"tag-newzealand","11":"tag-nz","12":"tag-raccoon","13":"tag-science","14":"tag-wildlife"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167182\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}