{"id":215016,"date":"2026-01-03T15:35:10","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T15:35:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/215016\/"},"modified":"2026-01-03T15:35:10","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T15:35:10","slug":"why-i-joined-the-cult-of-creatine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/215016\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I joined the cult of creatine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yln1006u27qbekz0ckdc@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Until a friend casually mentioned trying creatine this past spring, I hadn\u2019t thought much about it \u2014 it was stuff I\u2019d long associated with meatheads and a minor scandal involving my high school football team. Then, suddenly, it was everywhere, being talked up by every fitness influencer, mental health guru and powder peddler on the internet.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge00083b6np8cio4ke@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            This is how it usually goes with the wellness industry, that ever-growing multibillion-dollar complex of businesses pushing supplements, remedies and no small amount of snake oil to a health-obsessed swath of society. A vaguely medicinal-sounding powder, pill, or gummy shows up in your TikTok feed one day and rapidly starts multiplying:\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge00093b6n47f6r94n@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Eat more protein. Do not forget fiber. And collagen! Just stir it into your coffee, mama! Just spoon it in your face, eat it. It\u2019s called ~health~ babe. By the way, if you\u2019re not adding organic bovine colostrum to your steel-cut oats, what are you even doing?\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000a3b6ntpw9l77f@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Obviously, intellectually, much of the barrage consists of scams. Yet: what if\u2014 ? What if this one weird trick really does tackle stubborn belly fat? What if this leaf extract actually is \u201cnature\u2019s Ozempic\u201d at a fraction of the cost?\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi6a4aab00223b6ne17bx6sb@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            \u201c\u2018Wellness\u2019 is a lot like \u2018beauty\u2019 or \u2018success\u2019 or \u2018happiness,\u2019\u201d Annie Wilson, senior lecturer of marketing at the University of Pennsylvania\u2019s Wharton School, told me. \u201cIt makes for a really good marketing term because you can\u2019t define it very well, and you can never have enough or too much of it.\u201d\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000b3b6nnnwxkeoa@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            The pitch for creatine felt especially tailored to me, an elder millennial distance-runner-slash-CrossFit junkie with expendable income: Build muscle! Aid recovery! Improve your mood! The TikToks came in three genres: a woman in her 40s stands in her absurdly well-lit suburban kitchen, scooping powder into a smoothie while citing scientific studies; Peter Attia or Andrew Huberman or some other Internet Guy talking to a podcaster; a jacked weight-lifter, any gender, holding a tub of creatine in a sponsored post. That\u2019s how I found myself, earlier this summer, putting a safe-enough-looking black plastic tub of micronized creatine monohydrate powder in my Amazon cart.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000d3b6ngbe9d96m@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            For fellow latecomers: Creatine is a chemical compound humans produce naturally through our liver and kidneys, and it\u2019s also found in meat and dairy. Or you can take in more of it directly, in the form of a popular supplement for building muscle. Maximizing gains, in fitfluencer parlance.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000e3b6np3ughm9p@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            In the past few years, though, studies have suggested supplementing with creatine may also offer a host of other potential benefits, such as combatting depression and improving memory, particularly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nature.com\/articles\/s41598-024-54249-9\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">among women<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/articles\/PMC6518405\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">older people<\/a>.\n    <\/p>\n<p>       <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/gettyimages-1653678693.jpg\" alt=\"Creatine is not a steroid, though you\u2019d be forgiven for thinking so.\" class=\"image_large__dam-img image_large__dam-img--loading\" onload=\"this.classList.remove('image_large__dam-img--loading')\" onerror=\"imageLoadError(this)\" height=\"1333\" width=\"2000\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000f3b6nu0x06jw8@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Those compelling cognitive health claims have pushed creatine to the top of the pantheon of supplements promising to fix whatever\u2019s broken in you or turbocharge whatever\u2019s good in you. On Amazon, creatine sales were expected to grow 18% in 2024 to more than $424 million, according to data from Jungle Scout.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000g3b6nhld5l8b8@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Just to clear the air: Creatine is not a steroid, though you\u2019d be forgiven for thinking so.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000h3b6nlta5d9pn@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            When I told my husband I was buying creatine, he responded with a tinge of alarm: \u201cThe stuff Mark McGwire was doing?\u201d\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000i3b6n7dzb9a7t@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            (Doing, like a drug. Not taking, like a vitamin.)\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000j3b6n8cggtvzi@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Yes, McGwire, the former home run king with many asterisks to his name, did tell the media in 1998, in the midst of his race with Sammy Sosa to break Roger Maris\u2019s single-season record of 61 home runs, that he\u2019d been consuming creatine to help with muscle recovery. Sportswriters could see it right there in his locker, he wasn\u2019t hiding it. He also copped to taking an over-the-counter testosterone-producing pill called androstenedione, or \u201candro,\u201d which was marketed as a natural alternative to steroids.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000k3b6n14t95xx0@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            \u201cEverything I\u2019ve done is natural,\u201d McGwire told the Associated Press that year, attempting to quiet the scuttlebutt around who was juicing and who wasn\u2019t in Major League Baseball. \u201cEverything\u201d and \u201cnatural,\u201d the public would later learn, wasn\u2019t exactly the truth. As the two suspiciously swollen sluggers closed in on, then demolished, the once-unreachable record \u2014 with McGwire hitting 70 homers to Sosa\u2019s 66 \u2014 the words \u201candro,\u201d \u201ccreatine\u201d and \u201csteroids\u201d circulated almost interchangeably.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000l3b6nrqwv02ev@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Andro, which increases testosterone levels, is now banned by virtually every professional sports body, though MLB was one of the last to do so, in 2004. Anabolic steroids, similarly, increase testosterone to build muscle, and are banned by virtually every athletic organization.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000m3b6nbwvqt3bb@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Creatine, the least controversial and most \u201cnatural\u201d component of McGwire\u2019s smorgasbord of performance enhancers, became a victim by association. But in the decades since, as athletes have kept using it and more research has been published on it, creatine has made a comeback.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000o3b6nc5bivm28@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            It might have been a good idea to call a doctor before I started ingesting a supplement I only sort of understood. But I \u2014 and I can\u2019t stress this enough \u2014 did not feel like it. Summer had begun, and there was no time to waste as I achieved Linda-Hamilton-in-Terminator-2 biceps.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000p3b6nzsebrm2t@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            By the time my creatine arrived, I\u2019d done enough internet research to feel confident in my plan: 5 grams daily, even on rest days, stirred into water or a smoothie. (I declined to try the method peddled by at least one YouTuber who advocated spooning the dry powder directly into your mouth, a suggestion that recalled the viral, profoundly ill-advised cinnamon challenge of the 2010s.)\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000q3b6n6j0b00ys@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            To my relief, a teaspoon of creatine stirred into a glass of water is mostly tasteless. A little gritty, slightly metallic \u2014 nothing compared with the sickly sweet, chalky experience of protein powders I\u2019ve suffered through in the past. It wouldn\u2019t be hard to work into my morning routine (which I\u2019m going to tell you about, but I want you to know in advance: I know that it\u2019s annoying as hell.)\n    <\/p>\n<p>       <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/still-22224541-19849-408-still.jpg\" alt=\"still_22224541_19849.408_still.jpg\" class=\"image_large__dam-img image_large__dam-img--loading\" onload=\"this.classList.remove('image_large__dam-img--loading')\" onerror=\"imageLoadError(this)\" height=\"1080\" width=\"1920\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000r3b6nmnwkzb9l@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            My alarm goes off at 5:12 a.m., Monday to Friday. I get dressed. I\u2019m at CrossFit by 5:55 for an hourlong class that starts at 6. After that, I head into the office. That\u2019s been my schedule more or less for the past three years, when I got tired of running ultramarathons and took up weight-lifting.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000s3b6nrlur5zgn@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            A week into the creatine experiment, my arms looked about the same as before, which is to say, not quite Hamiltonian. But I did feel something. A little bit of ease while cranking out one or two extra push-ups during a workout. A little less fatigue, perhaps, by the time Friday rolled around and my body would normally be crying uncle. Was the creatine working, or was it just my brain telling me the creatine\u2019s working?\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000t3b6nwx8snghj@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Probably a bit of both, according to Michael Fredericson, a doctor of sports medicine and professor of orthopedic surgery at Stanford University. While I couldn\u2019t be bothered to consult my own doctor before this journey, once I\u2019d started, I did want to learn more by talking  to a physician who wasn\u2019t some TikTok creator trying to build their brand.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000u3b6nwtgb8ubh@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            When I called Fredericson, about a week into my new habit, I half expected him to tell me that creatine was, like so many other supplements out there, a scam. Or, at best, a vector for a benign placebo effect that convinces me I\u2019m getting stronger.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000v3b6nmgbkb1c3@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            I was wrong.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000w3b6nsjm1ywdb@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            \u201cI\u2019m a big, big proponent of creatine,\u201d Fredericson said. \u201cI mean, it\u2019s safe, it is effective for all age groups \u2026 There\u2019s just not really any downside to it.\u201d\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000x3b6nhz39gx8j@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            While the supplement no silver bullet, the hype is, to some extent, accurate.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge000z3b6nzr7p597g@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            I\u2019d initially dismissed the GymTok talk of creatine\u2019s alleged cognitive benefits:  a better memory, a sunnier mood, less brain fog.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge00103b6nub5uszgg@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Creatine <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sportsnutritionsociety.org\/PDFuploads\/ISSN-PDF-Upload-394.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">boosts athletic performance<\/a> because muscles convert it into a compound that generates energy, especially during intense bursts of activity like sprinting or weightlifting. I assumed the creatine cult\u2019s reported mental health improvements were just a function of working out more.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge00113b6nbpmy12yw@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            But it turns out there\u2019s some real science backing the cognitive claims.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge00123b6n8i1wwgqs@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            One <a href=\"https:\/\/pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/articles\/PMC11275561\/#abstract1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">study<\/a> published in 2023 found that creatine supplementation \u201cmay confer beneficial effects on cognitive function in adults, particularly in the domains of memory, attention time, and information processing speed.\u201d\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi7xuyhb00023b6qkn1qh69j@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Another study Fredericson mentioned focused on creatine\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/articles\/PMC7998865\/#sec1-nutrients-13-00877\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">effect on women<\/a>. It found evidence that \u201cindicates positive effects from creatine supplementation on mood and cognition, possibly by restoring brain energy levels and homeostasis.\u201d Two of the study authors disclosed they\u2019re scientific advisers to a company that makes creatine, which paid the publication fee for the research.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge00153b6nhecifda0@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            There are even some early studies, Fredericson told me, that suggest creatine could be helpful in the treatment of <a href=\"https:\/\/pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/40395689\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Alzheimer\u2019s<\/a> disease, though he cautioned there aren\u2019t enough studies to say so conclusively.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge00163b6nlvupvp2n@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            I was starting to think that maybe the supplement industry hadn\u2019t hyped creatine enough.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge00183b6nl3y6w26x@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            My heart raced as I watched a TSA officer pluck my carry-on from the X-ray belt and direct me to a metal side table.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge00193b6nk43aexj4@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            It was Creatine Week Three, and according to Fredercison and all of my TikTok gurus, I needed to keep taking it daily, to start feeling the results, which could take up to six weeks. That meant the tub of fine white powder was coming along with me and my husband on our honeymoon.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001a3b6nrx2him5i@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            The officer unzipped my luggage and took out the contraband.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001b3b6n2vfr63vp@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            \u201cI need to test this,\u201d he told me as he unscrewed the cap.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001c3b6nil328cjs@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            \u201cYes, sir,\u201d I replied, suddenly feeling stupid for not checking my bag.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001d3b6n35bl8u80@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            I was prepared to plead my case, to show him my notes from my interview with Dr. Fredericson, to quote the medical literature. \u201cEverything I\u2019ve done is all natural!\u201d I imagined myself shouting while being taken away in handcuffs.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001e3b6nhu4roz3w@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            A minute later he placed the tub back in my suitcase and waved me through. All clear.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001f3b6nd4vr1g40@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Several hours later, at our Airbnb in Lisbon, I set my creatine tub by the kitchen sink, lying to myself about the running and pushups I was going to do that week to avoid falling behind on my gym routine. (Total miles run in Portugal: zero. Total pushups pushed: also zero.)\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001g3b6nwf3pvav9@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            When we checked out a few days later, jet lagged and slightly hungover, I almost forgot to pack it. (Creatine does not negate the effects of vinho verde, apparently.) I was reminded of the main downside of taking creatine: You kind of have to take it forever. And in most cases, Wilson told me, what you\u2019re getting out of it is not a presence of something good but the potential absence of something bad. That seemed to be the case with creatine, too, at least when it comes to the cognitive claims.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001h3b6nbjtzxfks@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            After a few weeks on creatine, my muscles felt a little more puffed out, which was fun, but my physique didn\u2019t change dramatically. (It turns out Linda Hamilton, who at 5 feet 5 inches is roughly my height, <a href=\"https:\/\/ew.com\/article\/1991\/07\/12\/bench-pressing-linda-hamilton\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">told Entertainment Weekly<\/a> in 1991 that she got into \u201cTerminator 2\u201d shape by working out three hours every day and eating a zero-fat diet centered on cereal with skim milk, chicken, dry salads and cigarettes. That extremely \u201990s regimen got her down to a distressing 112 pounds. To achieve the arms that launched a thousand home-workout magazine articles, you need a lot more than creatine and CrossFit.)\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001i3b6nh2er9cgj@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Hard workouts are still hard. Creatine might be helping me recover, but it can\u2019t prevent my quads from being sore after a heavy squat day. Pull-ups remain hard. Burpees are still murder. The assault bike is as aptly named as ever.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001j3b6ncr3na562@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            As for the cognitive claims, well, I don\u2019t think my brain has gotten any worse, but that\u2019s not saying much. I\u2019ve always been able to recall lines of dialogue and plot points from shows I\u2019ve seen one time, but if there were a gun to my head right now I couldn\u2019t tell you where my car is parked or where I decided to stash my family\u2019s winter coats. In the past six months, I\u2019ve lost and had to replace both my work ID and my driver\u2019s license. If creatine is helping, then Lord help me.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001k3b6no4qdafhh@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Naturally, as I started to wonder about the cognitive benefits I wasn\u2019t feeling, the TikTok creatine mafia offered up a reason: I\u2019m just not taking enough. Five grams is for basic gym rats looking for a little muscle jolt \u2014 the real sweet spot is 10 or even 20 grams.\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph-elevate inline-placeholder vossi-paragraph_elevate\" data-uri=\"cms.cnn.com\/_components\/paragraph\/instances\/cmi69yxge001l3b6niccu7jdo@published\" data-editable=\"text\" data-component-name=\"paragraph\" data-article-gutter=\"true\">\n            Double up your creatine, ladies! Don\u2019t just fix your body, fix your brain, fix your whole life \u2026\n    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Until a friend casually mentioned trying creatine this past spring, I hadn\u2019t thought much about it \u2014 it&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":215017,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[134,111,139,556,69],"class_list":{"0":"post-215016","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-nutrition","8":"tag-health","9":"tag-new-zealand","10":"tag-newzealand","11":"tag-nutrition","12":"tag-nz"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215016\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/215017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}