{"id":226820,"date":"2026-01-10T14:43:16","date_gmt":"2026-01-10T14:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/226820\/"},"modified":"2026-01-10T14:43:16","modified_gmt":"2026-01-10T14:43:16","slug":"new-ai-device-pours-alcohol-directly-into-the-void-where-your-soul-should-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/226820\/","title":{"rendered":"New AI Device Pours Alcohol Directly Into the Void Where Your Soul Should Be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Watch out, bartenders: your jobs might be next on the AI chopping block \u2014 at least if tech startup Breakreal has anything to say about it.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">With CES 2026 in full-swing, tech insiders and industry journalists are getting a first-hand look at the madcap gadgets that research and development teams are forcing into the world. One of those devices is the Breakreal R1, a cocktail dispenser that its creators say is imbued with the power of a large language model.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">A first-hand look at the device <a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/this-ai-powered-drink-machine-slops-you-up-some-generative-booze-2000705379\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:from Gizmodo\u2018s James Pero;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">from Gizmodo\u2018s James Pero<\/a> reveals what we can probably all intuit: the device is no match for a human bartender.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">For starters, the liquid possibilities are pretty limited. Though the Breakreal website brags that R1\u2019s \u201cLLM-powered intelligence\u2026 distills your cravings into bespoke generative recipes\u201d via \u201cunlimited AI generated recipes,\u201d the device can only hold eight cocktail ingredients at a time.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Consider a scenario where you load up ingredients to pump out a Manhattan \u2014 rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, and bitters \u2014 as well as a Vesper, which calls for gin, vodka, and\u00a0Lillet Blanc. You only have two extra chambers left for auxiliary ingredients, and those first six don\u2019t exactly blend well with each other.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">The R1 is also \u201ca bit slow,\u201d Pero reports, taking 20 to 40 seconds to spit out a cocktail, some of which was leaking \u201cout of the arm of the machine and not the nozzle.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">On top of all that, it\u2019s incredibly expensive. According to <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20260108215757\/https:\/\/comingsoon.breakreal.com\/ces\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Breakreal\u2019s website;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Breakreal\u2019s website<\/a>, the R1 will retail for a mind-blowing $1,299 when it launches on Kickstarter at some point in the future. (At the moment, prospective buyers can currently get an early-access coupon to shave $300 off that price, bringing it down to $999.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Compare this to the non-AI powered Bartesian cocktail machine, a similarly frivolous though much cheaper gadget currently going for just $349, and it\u2019s difficult to imagine a world where R1 lasts very long.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Still, for $999, R1 buyers will get a cocktail maker with \u201cLLM-powered interactive conversation\u201d and \u201cmood-sensing flavor adaptation\u201d \u2014 which sound like word soup at best, and a sycophantic alcoholism machine at worst.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Luckily for those who do crave a connection with the entity making their cocktail, you can always trek over to a magical place: your local bar.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">More on AI devices: <a href=\"https:\/\/tech.yahoo.com\/ai\/articles\/dell-admits-customers-disgusted-pcs-190731885.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:Dell Admits That Customers Are Disgusted by PCs Stuffed With AI Features;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Dell Admits That Customers Are Disgusted by PCs Stuffed With AI Features<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Watch out, bartenders: your jobs might be next on the AI chopping block \u2014 at least if tech&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":226821,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[135417,135418,111,139,69,17077,145],"class_list":{"0":"post-226820","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-technology","8":"tag-cocktail-ingredients","9":"tag-lillet-blanc","10":"tag-new-zealand","11":"tag-newzealand","12":"tag-nz","13":"tag-research-and-development","14":"tag-technology"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226820\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/226821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}