\u201cIt\u2019s to build connection!\u201d he cheers.<\/p>\n
Lies. Revelations Week is all about exposing everyone\u2019s dark secrets. Why? To humiliate them and destroy their chances of ever finding love.<\/p>\n
Like, we\u2019re totally not opposed to this. We actually encourage it. But let\u2019s at least be real about it, John.<\/p>\n
Whose dreams will we destroy first? Brooke and Chris!<\/p>\n
The supermodel and the fatphobic groom have been enjoying each other\u2019s company over the past week. But Brooke doesn\u2019t seem to know the real Chris \u2013 the one who makes his potential girlfriends do weekly weigh-ins like they\u2019re on The Biggest Loser.<\/p>\n
So we fling her an iPad and press play on her husband\u2019s secret audition tape.<\/p>\n
Within seconds, footage shows him describing his turn-ons: \u201cDumb and hot. For a relationship? No. For sex? Yes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Turn-offs? \u201cFat people. Fake tan, needy and fat people.\u201d<\/p>\n
We watch as Brooke slowly realises the dark truth behind her husband.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m f*****\u2019 appalled,\u201d she gasps. \u201cThat\u2019s disgusting. That is severely immature.\u201d<\/p>\n
She storms out to the living room where her husband is lazing on the sectional sofa.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf I saw that at the beginning, I wouldn\u2019t even look at you,\u201d she tells him. \u201cI wouldn\u2019t even give you a chance. You\u2019re 31 and you shouldn\u2019t be speaking about people like that.\u201d<\/p>\n
Chris offers a very reasonable defence.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve said it to guys but I\u2019d never go out of my way to say it to a woman!\u201d he reasons.<\/p>\n
Yeah! He\u2019s a gentleman \u2013 he just says vulgar things behind their backs, on national television.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s not better!\u201d she screams.<\/p>\n
Turns out, Chris\u2019 turn-offs are a turn off for Brooke.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m a little icked,\u201d she tells him, evicting herself from Trash Tower.<\/p>\n
She frantically calls her sister, who issues a stern warning: \u201cYou should run. Just get out.\u201d<\/p>\n
This show has been airing for 12 years with three experts and only now is some good advice finally being issued \u2013 and it\u2019s coming from a random sister on loudspeaker.<\/p>\n
Destroying marriages is satisfying and addictive. So we skip down the hall and burst into Bec and Danny\u2019s suite.<\/p>\n
As per the rules of Revelations Week, they must answer any question we ask, like: what\u2019s one thing you asked the experts for but didn\u2019t get?<\/p>\n
Danny answers a little too quickly: \u201cReally high sexual chemistry.\u201d<\/p>\n
We immediately cut to Bec\u2019s face.<\/p>\n
How many times can a gal be sexually rejected in one week? <\/p>\n
As if things couldn\u2019t get worse, we hand them a bunch of their co-stars\u2019 photos and tell them to do the Hot Or Not challenge.<\/p>\n
Producers are hoping to trap Danny with this task. They want him to rank Bec\u2019s enemy Gia in first place \u2013 solidifying the allegations that he was checking her out at last night\u2019s cocktail party.<\/p>\n
Instead, he avoids the task completely and opts for a copout disguised as an act of respect. He plucks out the headshot of his wife and plonks it down on the table, before grabbing the rest of the photos and throwing them off the balcony.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m not going to rank none of \u2018em,\u201d he declares heroically.<\/p>\n
On the street below, cars smash into telephone poles and careen onto the footpath as all the headshots of the freaks tumble down and land on windscreens.<\/p>\n
Danny\u2019s romantic gesture causes three car accidents.<\/p>\n
We catch the lift up to the presidential suite to check in on Gia and Scott. We walk in just as he ranks the headshot of Gia\u2019s nemesis Bec in last place.<\/p>\n
Gia feels vindicated.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s average. She\u2019s a five \u2013 I\u2019ve said it all along,\u201d she shrugs.<\/p>\n
But just when you get a little too cocky on this show, producers have a way of crashing you back down to reality.<\/p>\n
Gia is tossed an iPad with Scott\u2019s secret audition tape ready to play.<\/p>\n
The footage begins to roll and we hear a producer ask if he wants kids.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes and no \u2026 I\u2019ve got no stress, I\u2019ve got freedom, I got all the money in the world and I can do whatever I want,\u201d he grunts proudly about his bachelor lifestyle.<\/p>\n
And what about if he\u2019s matched with a woman who has a kid?<\/p>\n
He scrunches his nose.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf there\u2019s a kid and they\u2019re old enough to look after themselves and I don\u2019t have to pay any more school fees, I\u2019d consider it,\u201d he shrugs.<\/p>\n
Gia\u2019s world starts spinning out of control. Scott has been telling her he\u2019ll love and support her 8-year-old daughter like she\u2019s his own. But how\u2019s he going to do that if he refuses to use his jetski empire fortune to buy her a couple of books for school?<\/p>\n
\u201cI feel a bit sick \u2026 ugh!\u201d Gia sobs. \u201cI\u2019ve got a f*****\u2019 8-year-old. F***! What am I sacrificing everything for?\u201d<\/p>\n
Oh, Gigi. We don\u2019t know what to say to make you feel better. At least Bec\u2019s still a five out of 10?<\/p>\n
You\u2019ll always have Townsville.<\/p>\n
Scott lumbers back out to the living room. He can\u2019t imagine why his wife is so upset.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou got mad about possibly having to pay school fees for a child!\u201d she blurts out.<\/p>\n
He tries to backtrack but she cuts him off.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou don\u2019t want someone with kids. Just be f*****\u2019 real and tell me that. What about all the times you\u2019ve said, \u2018I have a spare room \u2013 you can use it as your makeup room\u2019? Well, I have a f*****\u2019 kid. Where am I going to put her? In the garage?\u201d<\/p>\n
Gia, don\u2019t be silly. Your daughter can\u2019t live in the garage \u2013 all Scott\u2019s jetskis are in there! Maybe we can find a half-empty closet to store her in?<\/p>\n
Gia\u2019s on a roll and Scott lets her vent. He\u2019s determined to show how much he cares about his wife and her child.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s her daughter\u2019s name?\u201d a conniving producer asks him.<\/p>\n
Scott\u2019s face drops. His eyes dart around the room.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh s***,\u201d he mutters. \u201c\u2026 I forgot.\u201d<\/p>\n
But he can tell you the exact service history of every jetski in his repair shop.<\/p>\n
Three businesses, zero memory. <\/p>\n
Because he\u2019s a gentleman, he plonks her in first place. Other, less polite, people may have opted to scrunch up her photo and slam dunk it into the toilet.<\/p>\n
Mel doesn\u2019t appreciate his kindness. She rolls her eyes and slumps \u2013 annoyed that there\u2019s now pressure on her to reciprocate the gesture which, of course, she doesn\u2019t.<\/p>\n
Luke\u2019s hurt. But Mel has a legitimate reason for not ranking her husband first.<\/p>\n
\u201cOne thing I asked the experts for but didn\u2019t get is Bradley Cooper,\u201d she explains.<\/p>\n
The revelations keep coming.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe most shocking thing I did after a break-up was get in the car with my friend and drive past his house multiple times during the night to make sure he was home,\u201d she tells Luke. \u201cWe\u2019d go to the servo and get a treat. Then do laps. We love to stalk.\u201d<\/p>\n
The producers really should\u2019ve scored this moment with the screeching violins from Psycho.<\/p>\n
Planning tonight\u2019s stalking route.<\/p>\n
Luke is freaked out. After a week of being ignored and criticised by his wife, this stalking revelation is the final straw.<\/p>\n
He refuses to sleep in the same apartment tonight. He packs his bags and runs screaming from Trash Tower.<\/p>\n
Where\u2019s he going to stay? No doubt, Mel will go for a little late-night drive to find out \u2013 stalking her husband while eating a Magnum from the servo.<\/p>\n
Married At First Sight Australia screens Sundays to Wednesdays on Three and Three Now<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201cIt\u2019s to build connection!\u201d he cheers. Lies. Revelations Week is all about exposing everyone\u2019s dark secrets. Why? To…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":289127,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[2246,49384,1443,1975,85,71532,115,156,21039,1888,133943,1861,10109,14054,5511,19652,9610,53404,6096,111,139,69,18661,8138,1679,1629,9095,18916,27886,93067,160539,25444,112306,143302,102],"class_list":{"0":"post-289126","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-entertainment","8":"tag-2246","9":"tag-49384","10":"tag-about","11":"tag-at","12":"tag-australia","13":"tag-brides","14":"tag-calls","15":"tag-entertainment","16":"tag-episode","17":"tag-first","18":"tag-flee","19":"tag-history","20":"tag-husband","21":"tag-james","22":"tag-just","23":"tag-mafs","24":"tag-married","25":"tag-meanwhile","26":"tag-message","27":"tag-new-zealand","28":"tag-newzealand","29":"tag-nz","30":"tag-pushes","31":"tag-recap","32":"tag-recaps","33":"tag-rock","34":"tag-secret","35":"tag-sight","36":"tag-sister","37":"tag-stalking","38":"tag-tapes","39":"tag-urgent","40":"tag-weir","41":"tag-wifes","42":"tag-with"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289126\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/289127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}