\u201cI love you! We\u2019ve got the same vibe and we hate the same people!\u201d Gia squeals, hugging Bec like they\u2019re reuniting after war.<\/p>\n
Their targets? Alissa and Stella.<\/p>\n
They pledge to take these two women down tonight.<\/p>\n
\u201cLet\u2019s have a conversation \u2013 that\u2019s what we\u2019re gonna do. We\u2019re ladies \u2013 we have conversations, we don\u2019t fire up,\u201d Bec says.<\/p>\n
Cut to this civilised conversation in five, four, three, two \u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cSurprise, bitches!\u201d Brook yells, strutting into the warehouse after quitting the experiment and disappearing in the dark of night.<\/p>\n
Gia and Bec welcome her into their clique and they immediately get to work.<\/p>\n
\u201cI just wanna know, Stella, what is your problem with me?\u201d Brook spits at her rival, demanding to know why she dobbed her in to the experts at Sunday\u2019s commitment ceremony. \u201cYou called me out in front of everyone and the experts, making me out to look like a bad person.\u201d<\/p>\n
Oh, Brook. It\u2019s not Stella who makes you look like a bad person. You do that all on your own.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m not calling you out in front of a whole circle of people,\u201d she says, while calling Stella out in front of a whole circle of people.<\/p>\n
Stella sits in silence, refusing to bite back. Her calm maturity only agitates Brook, who continues to unravel.<\/p>\n
\u201cI just think you\u2019re f***in\u2019 dumb!\u201d Brook snarls. \u201cYa know what, babe? I think you\u2019re a very rude bitch.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just days after proudly dubbing herself a \u201cgirl\u2019s girl\u201d who won\u2019t tolerate anyone who \u201ctears girls down\u201d, Brook is now behaving more poorly than the men she claims to rail against.<\/p>\n
Her insults get more petty and cruel. Of course, she prefaces every jab with the passive-aggressive exclamation of \u201cbaaaabe!\u201d. She eventually zones in on Stella\u2019s thigh-high boots.<\/p>\n
If Brook thinks Stella is shaking in her Target stripper boots, she\u2019s sadly mistaken.<\/p>\n
\u201cBabe, take ya stripper boots off! Babe, get the stripper boots off!\u201d she drawls. \u201cYa know, if ya gonna buy stripper boots, buy 100% lamb \u2013 don\u2019t buy faux leather! Seriously, where\u2019d ya get \u2018em from? Target?\u201d<\/p>\n
Fellow mean girl Gia cackles at the insult and gives a round of applause.<\/p>\n
Alissa scrunches her face and sighs. \u201cExcuse me, that\u2019s not nice.\u201d<\/p>\n
This disapproval only draws the ire of the mean girls, who then turn their focus to the peppy blonde wife.<\/p>\n
\u201cSHUT UP ALISSA, YOU RATCHET IDIOT!\u201d Brook screams.<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, roll your eyes! That\u2019s why everyone hates you! That\u2019s why we don\u2019t like you!\u201d Gia heckles. \u201cBabe, take ya hair extensions out and chill!\u201d<\/p>\n
Now seems like an appropriate time to remind everyone that Gia is a disability support worker and mother to a young daughter.<\/p>\n
Alissa tries to remove herself from the drama. \u201cI\u2019m done with your bullying.\u201d<\/p>\n
This prompts Bec \u2013 who\u2019s buzzing with excitement at the fact the mean girls allowed her into their fold \u2013 to start slurring offensive nothings.<\/p>\n
\u201cAaaaargh! SHUT UP! AAAARRRRGHHHH!\u201d she blabbers.<\/p>\n
YOU\u2019RE GROWN WOMEN!<\/p>\n
Alissa politely asks the meanies to leave her alone.<\/p>\n
Of course, Brook has a response ready to roll: \u201cYa f***in\u2019 lame bitch!\u201d<\/p>\n
Not even the scary girl gangs of Maroubra could bring these ladies down.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s around now the husbands have to step in and stop Brook from throwing a bread roll at Alissa. Naturally, Brook aims her vitriol at Danny.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey! Temu Connor McGregor! Shut ya mouth!\u201d she mocks.<\/p>\n
But it\u2019s not just stale jokes about Temu that Brook whips out. She claims to know a secret about Danny that has the power to destroy his relationship with Bec. But maybe Brook won\u2019t reveal it \u2013 especially given Bec is now in her clique?<\/p>\n
\u2026 Nah.<\/p>\n
Okay, Temu Regina George.<\/p>\n
The secret spills. Danny allegedly told Gia on the weekend that she\u2019s the kinda girl he\u2019d be attracted to in the outside world.<\/p>\n
It plays into all Bec\u2019s insecurities about Danny not being attracted to her and the paranoia she has about her husband perving on sexy imaginary pedestrians. This short-lived mean girls clique is immediately fractured.<\/p>\n
Bec slams the table with her palm and howls.<\/p>\n
\u201cNOOOO! You are not coming for my husband! Don\u2019t you even f***ing dare! Don\u2019t! Don\u2019t!\u201d she growls at her frenemies before running out of the warehouse.<\/p>\n
A refrain of \u201cI\u2019m done! I\u2019m done!\u201d echoes down the hallway.<\/p>\n
The only silver lining? The bread rolls survived.<\/p>\n
Married At First Sight Australia screens Sundays to Wednesdays on Three and Three Now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201cI love you! We\u2019ve got the same vibe and we hate the same people!\u201d Gia squeals, hugging Bec…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":301980,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[17525,2246,165683,1975,72825,85,68593,44183,2946,81550,108248,156,21039,15313,1888,14054,165682,12514,19652,9610,111,139,69,4762,8138,1679,1527,1439,28464,13744,18916,165684,90807,9839,112306],"class_list":{"0":"post-301979","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-entertainment","8":"tag-17525","9":"tag-2246","10":"tag-airs","11":"tag-at","12":"tag-atrocious","13":"tag-australia","14":"tag-b","15":"tag-behaviour","16":"tag-dinner","17":"tag-disgusting","18":"tag-drunken","19":"tag-entertainment","20":"tag-episode","21":"tag-feeling","22":"tag-first","23":"tag-james","24":"tag-lame","25":"tag-leave","26":"tag-mafs","27":"tag-married","28":"tag-new-zealand","29":"tag-newzealand","30":"tag-nz","31":"tag-party","32":"tag-recap","33":"tag-recaps","34":"tag-return","35":"tag-scene","36":"tag-scenes","37":"tag-shock","38":"tag-sight","39":"tag-thatll","40":"tag-triggers","41":"tag-uncomfortable","42":"tag-weir"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301979\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/301980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}