{"id":446405,"date":"2026-05-26T18:06:11","date_gmt":"2026-05-26T18:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/446405\/"},"modified":"2026-05-26T18:06:11","modified_gmt":"2026-05-26T18:06:11","slug":"how-about-i-punch-you-in-the-f-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/446405\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;How about I punch you in the f***** face?&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: this story contains allegations of family harm that may be upsetting to some readers.<\/p>\n<p>A man facing a raft of family harm and violence charges has lashed out at the Crown, describing the prosecutor as a &#8220;freak&#8221; and &#8220;twisted&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>At that point, Judge Peter Hobbs intervened, telling the man, whose name is suppressed, that he would not tolerate the man insulting a Crown prosecutor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I do not like the Crown and what they have done to me,&#8221; the man responded.<\/p>\n<p>The man is on trial in the Wellington District Court, where he denies 16 charges, including male assaults female, suffocation, assault with a weapon, ill-treatment of an animal, supplying a Class C controlled drug to a young person, and common assault.<\/p>\n<p>Because he is self-represented and giving evidence in his own defence, the judge read out the allegations to him.<\/p>\n<p>As he did so, the man dismissed each allegation, describing them with a range of terms, including &#8220;lies&#8221;, &#8220;bulls***&#8221;, &#8220;utter crap&#8221; and &#8220;completely incorrect&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>During his testimony, the man frequently went off on tangents that, at times, were difficult to follow.<\/p>\n<p>As a result, he received several warnings from the judge to only give evidence that was relevant to the current charges.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018A whipped-up woman who wants me in her life\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The charges relate to a woman, whose name is also suppressed, whom he met on Tinder. He later moved in with her and her teenage son.<\/p>\n<p>It is during this time that the Crown says the relationship soured, with the mother and son describing how the man was allegedly violent and controlling towards them.<\/p>\n<p>The teenager told the court he was repeatedly hit in the face, had spray cans hurled at him and was whacked in the head with a back scratcher so hard that he cried.<\/p>\n<p>It is also alleged the man beat the family dog with an electrical cord and dangled it by its legs.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier in the trial, the woman described the man as violent and controlling and said the situation resembled a &#8220;house of horrors&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But in his evidence, the man alleged she was the controlling one.<\/p>\n<p>He told the court that when he moved in, &#8220;the house was rat-infested, the dog s*** everywhere&#8221; and it was filled with teenagers who &#8220;would urinate on the leather couches because they were so high&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>In her evidence, the woman said the relationship was initially romantic but began to strain after about eight months, when they were living together.<\/p>\n<p>After his arrest, the woman told police, &#8220;I want my life back, and I don\u2019t want to see him anymore. I want him to move on like he promised.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Today, the man told the court it was that unwillingness to commit to a romantic relationship that led to these charges, showing the jury a message the woman had texted him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want my happy life where I can have someone in my life who loves me as a significant other, you don\u2019t want me, so why should I stay?&#8221; the woman\u2019s message said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is all about a whipped-up woman who wants me in her life, basically providing everything she wants for free out of me,&#8221; he told the jury.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It\u2019s not going to happen. She\u2019s already got everything, so there\u2018s nothing more to take.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a theme he repeated, telling the jury, &#8220;she just wants a man, and she wants a partner&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But the man reiterated that he wasn\u2019t interested, &#8220;I\u2019m just a man with a broken neck and fighting the system, that\u2019s it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I\u2019ve been harassed by the Crown and the police\u2019<\/p>\n<p>In his opening address to the jury, the man said he was abused in state care, including being locked in cells from the age of 7.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019ve been harassed by the police and the Crown.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This woman done this to me, said I suffocated her. That\u2019s a lie, that\u2019s a 100% lie. She had left prior to the incident, left and abandoned her child. She had rehearsed this stuff with the police,&#8221; he told the jury.<\/p>\n<p>As a result of these charges, he told the jury, he\u2019d spent two years in custody and lost his freedom.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018How about I punch you in the f***** face?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>During cross-examination by prosecutor Wilber Tupua, the man denied that he was angry while he lived at the house, and when he got angry, he got violent.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, not at all,&#8221; the man responded, claiming the woman had stabbed him with a pair of scissors.<\/p>\n<p>He also denied punching the woman in the face.<\/p>\n<p>The court earlier heard evidence from two witnesses who saw her on a night she was alleged to have been assaulted and described her as looking scared, slightly wet and with a bloody nose. A third witness took her to the hospital.<\/p>\n<p>But the man insisted he didn\u2019t punch her, adding that if he had, her face would be smashed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How about I punch you in the f***** face?&#8221; he suggested to Tupua at one point.<\/p>\n<p>He also told the jury his injuries, which included a broken back and neck, from past accidents, made it impossible to inflict the injuries he\u2019s accused of.<\/p>\n<p>He was also adamant he\u2019d never abused the dog, claiming he had hand-reared it since it was a puppy and it was his dog.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They\u2019ve stolen my dog Wilber, and I am not happy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You\u2019re trying to rark me up, aren\u2019t you? You think people can get away with stealing my dog? Using the state to furnish their needs because I have a history,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Again, as Tupua listed the allegations, the man denied them all.<\/p>\n<p>The trial before Judge Hobbs is expected to continue until the end of the week.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8211; Catherine Hutton, Open Justice reporter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Warning: this story contains allegations of family harm that may be upsetting to some readers. 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