{"id":563052,"date":"2026-08-08T18:50:15","date_gmt":"2026-08-08T18:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/563052\/"},"modified":"2026-08-08T18:50:15","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T18:50:15","slug":"jolly-roger-farewell-to-a-waiheke-legend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/563052\/","title":{"rendered":"Jolly Roger: Farewell to a Waiheke legend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Roger Reardon, who died earlier this month, represented the last vestiges of Waiheke Island as a sanctuary for hippies, eccentrics and those less fortunate. Julie Hill talked to some of those who knew him.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHard case\u201d, \u201cmad bastard\u201d, \u201ctough fucker\u201d and \u201cratbag poet\u201d are among hundreds of comments on social media about Waiheke Island legend Roger Reardon, who up until recently lived in his car on the doorstep of multimillion-dollar holiday homes including the prime minister\u2019s, and who died earlier this month.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The life and death of the 61-year-old labourer, fisher, artist, writer and musician are emblematic of an island where obscenely priced mansions are barely lived in, yet homelessness is among the highest in the country.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>A \u201chuman earth mover\u201d, Reardon can be seen on his YouTube channel, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EOFTNQ9JcbM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Gluttons from the Deep<\/a>, sinking beer while felling trees with a chainsaw and tearing up buildings with an axe, to a soundtrack of squealing guitar riffs.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Local Paul Stokes worked alongside him as a labourer and recalls him using a spade made out of a grader blade to dig through rock. \u201cHe was a real hard man, what they used to call a diamond geezer. There was no way you could fit another callous on his hands. But nobody understood his depth.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Stokes lived with his \u201cguru\u201d, an elderly woman named Shirley Gillespie. \u201cOne day Roger was working next door, hard as, and Shirley said, \u2018Take that man some scones and a cup of tea.\u2019 She said, \u2018That man has a good heart.\u2019 Because the exterior appeared tough but you\u2019re often that way when you\u2019re a vulnerable child. I told him what she said and he welled up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Reardon would often talk to Stokes about his hero, the US boxer Rocky Marciano, who held the world heavyweight championship from 1952 to 1956. \u201cHe never went down, he never lost. Every fight he had, he won. And I said, \u2018That\u2019s like you, Rog.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A fixture at Onetangi Beach, Reardon would go fishing in steel-capped boots then give away his entire catch. He once rowed his clapped-out dinghy, Smelly Nelly, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rElSPrpSijg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">160km from Waiheke to Mayor Island<\/a> to raise money for the Westpac helicopter, crucial in a community with no hospital.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Craig Kinney met Reardon at a boozy party on the island in the 1980s. \u201cI grabbed some food with my fingers and he said [Kinney mimics Reardon\u2019s gravelly voice], \u201cYou dirty, filthy bastard! Never do that again!\u201d Kinney ran a print and design business, and helped Reardon publish his <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com.au\/s?k=roger+reardon&amp;ref=mr_referred_us_au_nz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">two-part autobiography Hard Yards<\/a> and illustrated children\u2019s stories Beer Belly, Grumpy Stumpy and Colly Flower Ears.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Kinney feels \u201cpartly to blame\u201d for Reardon\u2019s musical oeuvre after complimenting him on his poems and suggesting they could be put to music. \u201cI organised it all and I got my friend to write this quite good music for it. We released it, and everybody loved it, because the words were kind of risqu\u00e9, like \u2018dirty Bertie\u2019 having a \u2018smelly blerty\u2019. But then it all went to his head, you see. And he started on this journey of doing more and more and more.\u201d Reardon ended up recording 14 albums featuring delightfully deranged spoken-word odes to hard graft, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-1F1MnC5YB4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">feijoas<\/a> and an unrequited crush.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A blue station wagon parked by the road, with text on the door reading \u201cUPPER CUT MASTICTER MANUAL TECHNICIAN\u201d and \u201cTHE GLUTTOS\u201d along with a logo and the word \u201cSTAMINA\u201d on the side skirt.\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"responsive\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;bottom:0;right:0;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0;border:none;margin:auto;display:block;width:0;height:0;min-width:100%;max-width:100%;min-height:100%;max-height:100%\"\/>Roger Reardon\u2019s car, which he lived in. (Photo: Jenny Nicholls)<\/p>\n<p>Reardon sold his house on Kennedy Point Road to fund expensive recording studios, music videos and jam sessions with professional musicians. Earlier this year, he won $17,000 on Lotto, which he spent on making a double album of 46 songs. \u201cHe was always on a mission to do creative stuff and he had an incredible drive just to keep pushing.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>For Kinney, he represents the last vestiges of a sanctuary for hippies, eccentrics and those less fortunate. \u201cBack in the day, Winz would virtually tell people, solo mothers, \u2018You should move to Waiheke, there\u2019s cheap rent there.\u2019 You used to be able to rent a bach for $30 a week.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A few residents still live on wrecked boats on the causeway but the island has moved on. \u201cA cheap bach on Waiheke now is $600 a week and it\u2019s not really healthy homes standard, and they\u2019ll probably throw you out in eight months\u2019 time. So poor people have to move over and over again.\u201d The island\u2019s police, he says, are inundated with crimes related to meth use and domestic violence.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>His comments echo a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.auckland.ac.nz\/en\/news\/2024\/08\/17\/Tourists-push-locals-out-of-Waiheke.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">2024 report<\/a> by Auckland University professor Robin Kearns and researcher Pam Oliver, which says that homelessness on Waiheke is the highest per capita in the Auckland region. \u201cAnd it is not due to poverty or unemployment; it is a direct result of overtourism, as Waiheke homes have been bought up by absentee owners seeking capital gain and rented for short-stay.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOver the past 10 years, Waiheke locals have been forced increasingly to live in cars, damp caravans, or share overcrowded houses, just to remain where they\u2019ve lived for decades.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A person pushes a small, weathered boat into the gentle waves of a calm sea under a cloudy sky, with distant land visible on the left.\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"responsive\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;bottom:0;right:0;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0;border:none;margin:auto;display:block;width:0;height:0;min-width:100%;max-width:100%;min-height:100%;max-height:100%\"\/>Reardon launching Smelly Nelly at Onetangi (Photo: Jenny Nicholls)<\/p>\n<p>In 2023, Reardon featured in the documentary <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WUF91yLoLmo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Underneath Waiheke Island<\/a>, which contrasts the island\u2019s curated image for tourists with the hardship that lies beneath. Co-director Matt Earle was immediately taken by him. \u201cI just had no idea what I was in for. I came back and said to my mates, \u2018I just found the most interesting and hilarious character I\u2019ve ever met.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>By then, Reardon had suffered three hernias and a heart attack, and the struggle to survive was painfully evident. Sitting in his boat, he points out the mansions on the hill, many of whose foundations he laid himself. \u201cEveryone\u2019s got their big flash houses,\u201d he tells the filmmakers. \u201cI\u2019m busting my guts out and I haven\u2019t got anything. I look up there and say you fucking rich cunts, I\u2019ve worked harder than any of you. I worked for 25 years smashing rock.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Earle went on to help Reardon with his prolific social media output. He deserved to be famous, Earle says, but maybe not for the reason he thought. In one video, Reardon catches a kahawai then kills it by biting its head off. \u201cHe has blood all over his face and he says, \u2018That\u2019s how you kill a fish!\u2019 We put it on TikTok and it got a million views.\u201d In another, he rails against an opinion piece by David Farrier arguing Waiheke is \u201cover-rated\u201d before conceding, \u201cI don\u2019t mean to be rude. He\u2019s probably got a point.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Earle says Reardon had big dreams. \u201cHe wanted to make millions and live in a house on the hill. He was going to put his car that he lived in in a big pool, as a reminder of what it used to be like, and have all these women around.\u201d He insisted on hiring models to be in his videos and bouncers to be at his gigs, even when there were only 20 people in the audience.<\/p>\n<p>The real story, Earle reckons, is that Reardon got himself into debt and didn\u2019t handle it very well. But he was a man of contradictions. \u201cHe would happily pay people stupid amounts of money on his music yet he was living in his car. He dedicated everything to hitting the big time. He\u2019d always say \u2018I\u2019ve got to win the battle then I\u2019ll get all the rewards.\u2019 I don\u2019t know if he won the battle, but he tried pretty hard.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Reardon\u2019s boat, bedecked with flowers and cans of beer, sits on The Strand at Onetangi. Locals are calling for it to be put in a museum.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A weathered boat is filled with flowers, empty bottles, shells, and a can, resting on a sandy beach with the sea in the background. Sunlight casts shadows across the scene.\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"responsive\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;left:0;bottom:0;right:0;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0;border:none;margin:auto;display:block;width:0;height:0;min-width:100%;max-width:100%;min-height:100%;max-height:100%\"\/>Photo: Jenny Nicholls<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Roger Reardon, who died earlier this month, represented the last vestiges of Waiheke Island as a sanctuary for&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":563053,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[156,9437,111,139,69,2935,108157],"class_list":["post-563052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-entertainment","tag-homelessness","tag-new-zealand","tag-newzealand","tag-nz","tag-society","tag-waiheke-island"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=563052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563052\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/563053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=563052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=563052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=563052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}