{"id":600407,"date":"2026-09-14T20:54:11","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T20:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/600407\/"},"modified":"2026-09-14T20:54:11","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T20:54:11","slug":"jesse-mulligan-whats-the-point-of-a-restaurant-reviewer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/600407\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesse Mulligan: What\u2019s the point of a restaurant reviewer?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black \">Do restaurant critics need kitchen experience? Not necessarily, says Jesse Mulligan. But there are some essential skills.<\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black \">\u201cWhat gives you the right to be a restaurant reviewer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black \">\n         It\u2019s the criticism I hear most often, and though you might think it\u2019d hurt my feelings, being called out online is much more<br \/>\n         manageable when you realise that everyone is just doing their jobs. It\u2019s the job of emerging food writers to fire shots at the old ones (I used to do it too); it\u2019s the job of columnists to make their take as hot and clickable as possible; and it\u2019s the job of chefs to boost their social media numbers by occasionally railing against the media \u2013 I get it, content is content.\n        <\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">Often the question about qualification is rhetorical \u2013 a way of making a point without really wanting an answer \u2013 but sometimes it\u2019s asked with genuine curiosity. Even when people ask in the nicest possible way, \u201cso how did you get into this job?\u201d, I think it\u2019s often what they\u2019re getting at.<\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">The biggest misconception is that a restaurant critic ought to have worked in a restaurant. Art critics don\u2019t need to be painters; fashion critics don\u2019t need to be designers; there is no need for a film critic to have served their time as a lighting assistant before they dare write about film. And the same is true of food critics.<\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">I understand the objection. How can I complain about the prawn cocktail being late when I\u2019ve never had to assemble one under pressure myself (though I could argue a blended family Christmas comes close)? Because my job is to represent the meal not from the perspective of the kitchen but from the perspective of the diner: someone who has no idea what was going on backstage either. <\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">\u201cHow was your wedding anniversary dinner?\u201d <\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">\u201cWell, the food never showed up, but that\u2019s because of a supplier issue and a breakdown in communication between the sous chef and front of house \u2013 so all good!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>      Do you have a question for Jesse Mulligan?<\/p>\n<p class=\"cta-description\">\n<p>        Send us your restaurant and hospitality questions.<\/p>\n<p>    <a class=\"cta-dark-button\" href=\"mailto:viva@nzherald.co.nz\">Email Jesse<\/a><\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">What you do need as a restaurant critic is a knack for noticing and describing the memorable stuff about a meal. Chefs might hope that\u2019s the food but in 12 months you\u2019re more likely to remember the toilet door that wouldn\u2019t lock properly. To paraphrase Maya Angelou, \u201cpeople won\u2019t always remember what they ate, but they\u2019ll remember how the bathrooms made them feel\u201d.<\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">Lest this column so far feel like rage bait to chefs, I should take a moment to say that I could never in a million years do what they do, and that a great chef offers more to the world than a great reviewer, any day of the week.<\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">Back to my qualifications: some food knowledge is good, but you pick that up along the way too. You could send a monkey out to eat in Auckland once a week for 15 years and by the end he\u2019d have quite a bit to say on the matter. I know this is true because that monkey is me.<\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">So, know your food, put in the yards and have some talent for communicating what you\u2019ve experienced to the wider public. And then there\u2019s only one more ingredient a food critic needs: kindness.<\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">That quality took me a little longer to find, and I still fail from time to time. Chefs, diners, food writers \u2026 we are all, at the end of the day, in this together. We\u2019re human beings with our own aspirations and insecurities and failings. The best restaurant critic will remember that it is human lives and livelihoods he is writing about, and that approaching the job with a bit of grace and humility is perhaps the best north star of all. <\/p>\n<p data-test-ui=\"viva-article-paragraph\" class=\"tw-mb-4 tw-font-proxima tw-text-lg tw-font-normal tw-leading-6 tw-text-black DsYfyjGuqRwC\">What you\u2019ve asked, and what he\u2019s shared.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Do restaurant critics need kitchen experience? Not necessarily, says Jesse Mulligan. 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