{"id":91548,"date":"2025-10-21T06:17:08","date_gmt":"2025-10-21T06:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/91548\/"},"modified":"2025-10-21T06:17:08","modified_gmt":"2025-10-21T06:17:08","slug":"jessica-alba-rolls-in-the-sand-and-steals-the-show-down-under","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/91548\/","title":{"rendered":"Jessica Alba Rolls in the Sand and Steals the Show Down Under"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jessica Alba turned her Australian beach break into the best kind of social media moment.<\/p>\n<p>PublishedOctober 20, 2025 5:00 PM EDT\u2022UpdatedOctober 20, 2025 2:40 PM EDT<\/p>\n<p>FacebookTwitterEmailCopy Link<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">It&#8217;s been a decent couple of days for Jessicas. I don\u2019t know if it&#8217;s algorithm related or if it has something to do with the alignment of the stars or what, but<a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/culture\/jessica-simpson-on-the-prowl-on-the-red-carpet-in-low-cut-latex-dress\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0Jessica Simpson arrived in a latex dress<\/a> followed by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/culture\/legendary-scream-queen-jessica-biel-pays-tribute-the-texas-chainsaw-massacre-iconic-tank-top\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0Jessica Biel paying tribute to\u00a0The Texas Chainsaw Massacre<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">That was how the weekend played out, then Monday morning arrived, and<a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/category\/jessica-alba\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0Jessica Alba<\/a> shows up rolling around on an Australian beach. What am I supposed to do? Say we&#8217;ve had enough Jessicas?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"668\" height=\"376\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/gettyimages-2235674431-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"jessica alba rolling around in a bikini at the beach\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"title\">Jessica Alba attends the Tory Burch fashion show during New York Fashion Week in New York City. (Photo by Aeon\/GC Images)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I couldn\u2019t do that. That would be irresponsible. I am many things; a man, a father, a slightly below-average to average at best husband, just to name a few and not brag, but irresponsible I am not.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/newsletters\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">SIGN UP for The Daily OutKick. New Look, Same Attitude.<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">So when Jessica Alba comes knocking partially covered in sand and wants to drag us Down Under, I answer. She\u2019s reportedly in Australia while<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-15189323\/Jessica-Alba-spotted-Queensland-hotspot.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0shooting her new movie\u00a0The Mark<\/a>. It&#8217;s not for everyone, but this is sometimes a requirement of the job.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Speaking of irresponsibility, Jessica couldn\u2019t hit the beach and not share. That would be irresponsible. Plus, everyone knows a little sand on the butt is the perfect way to mix in some messages about life.<\/p>\n<p>You Can\u2019t Just Ignore a Bikini-Clad Jessica Alba Rolling Around in the Sand<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Not to be lost in the sand, the bikini and the messages about life is the fact that it&#8217;s good to see Jessica Alba conducting business as usual despite reportedly ending her free agency. What<a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/culture\/jessica-alba-activates-vacation-mode-mexico-her-free-agency-includes-more-bikini-time\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0a free agency run she had<\/a> too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">The last thing anyone wants, including her evidently, is for her<a href=\"https:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/entertainment\/celebs\/a65448248\/jessica-alba-danny-ramirez-relationship-timeline\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0new relationship with\u00a0Captain America star Danny Ramirez<\/a> (never heard of him) to put an end to her showcasing her fastball.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">This is why you have a set of principles, and you live by them. If either of us wavered here, this moment would never have taken place.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Jessica wouldn\u2019t have shared herself partially covered in sand at the beach and I would have passed over her Instagram artwork for fear of being called out for another &#8220;Jessica&#8221; article. Thankfully, neither of us is guided by fear.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Save your praise, please, and remember it when we do fall short, because we&#8217;re only human, and it happens. It just didn\u2019t happen today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Jessica Alba turned her Australian beach break into the best kind of social media moment. 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