Sunderland win gloriously petty derby as Rogers, Haaland shine in title race and Vicario awful for Spurs
Big thanks to the Premier League for putting four big games on simultaneously. Here’s a round-up for you,…
Arsenal narrowly avoid Wolves catastrophe but victory cannot mask new title-race doubts
The Premier League table has looked weird pretty much all season. The scale and closeness of the mid-table…
Arsenal dealt hammer blow by Aston Villa as Gunners pair horribly feeble in title clash
Emiliano Buendia struck a huge blow for Aston Villa and granted us all a genuine title race as…
Infantino pledges football’s unswerving support to Trump – not in our f*cking name
‘You can do what you want!’ In the midst of a gaudy chaotic showbiz draw for the 2026…
Caicedo red card costs Chelsea against Arsenal and ends Rice debate
A lot of the build-up to Chelsea vs Arsenal focused on the Premier League title race and whether…
Chelsea stars past and future to the fore as impressive Strasbourg down Crystal Palace
It’s vaguely unsettling watching Strasbourg play football. There’s something of the uncanny valley of this football club that…
Aston Villa among three Premier League clubs breaching ‘Green Threshold’ of new SCR rules
The Premier League clubs have voted in favour of squad cost ratio (SCR) replacing profit and sustainability rules…
Liverpool title defence over but Man City poised to pounce if Arsenal go Full Arsenal
We’re ruling Liverpool out of the Premier League title race and make no apologies for that; they are…
Nuno transformation summed up by three-word demand West Ham pair were desperate to deliver
If a single sight can capture the transformation of a team, few could possibly be more effective and…
The 10 youngest Champions League players: Where are they now?
Arsenal prodigy Max Dowman is now the Champions League’s youngest-ever player. What happened to the other teenagers in…
Liverpool host Alexander-Arnold, Real Madrid in Champions League as Frank seeks Spurs response
Trent Alexander-Arnold returns to Anfield in white, and Liverpool are trying to convince everyone they’re fine again after…
Arsenal top, Wolves bottom, Liverpool being sh*t and other inevitable Premier League things
We’re precisely 100 games into the Premier League season, so that feels as good a time as any…